Tucson Butchers

Tucson Butchers
"BONES FLESH TEETH"
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Name Tucson Butchers Abbreviation TB Primary Color #bb0000 Logo    Hometown Tucson Emoji 🥩 Status Active
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The Tucson Butchers are a Golly team from Tucson, Arizona.

Butchers in the Hellmouth Cup

Season 9 Snowbird Series and Anti-Rivalry with Tucson Butchers

In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos and Tucson Butchers faced off in the Hellmouth Cup in a cup series that was nicknamed the "Snowbird Series," for the large number of snowbirds that flock from Milwaukee to Tucson for a warmer winter. Nearly instantaneously, the Flamingos and Butchers developed a hot, messy anti-rivalry that would become a powerful influence on both teams' personalities and history.

Season 10 Valentines Day Series and Continuing Anti-Rivalry with Butchers

After establishing a hot, messy anti-rivalry in Season 9's Hellmouth Cup series, the Milwaukee Flamingos and Tucson Butchers had many unresolved storylines and tangled loose ends in their newly budding anti-rivalry. Working feverishly toward that end, both teams spent Season 10 with a singular focus on making it to the Hellmouth Cup. The two teams met in their second cup series on Valentine's Day, forever cementing them as the Lovers of Golly.

Initial configuration for "The Lovers Embrace," which set a record for the longest Golly match in history.
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"The Lovers Embrace" after 5,461 generations. Despite being the obvious losers the Milwaukee Flamingos kept teasing the Tucson Butchers for another 2,000 generations.
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The Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series between the Tucson Butchers and Milwaukee Flamingos was nicknamed the "Valentine's Day Series" because it took place on Valentine's Day, because the red/pink color scheme, and because during the Season 9 Hellmouth Cup series, which also featured the Butchers vs the Flamingos, the two teams had developed an anti-rivalry and resolved to meet again in the Hellmouth Cup soon.

This Hellmouth Cup series forms the first X (Season 10, or X) of the Triple X.

Game 1 became notable because, in addition to setting a record for longest game, the Butchers and Flamingos spent most of Game 1 making out, causing most viewers to lose interest in the series altogether, and making Season 10 the least-watched postseason series in Golly history.

The Lovers Embrace

The Lovers Embrace is a nickname given to Game 1 of the Hellmouth Cup b5041ae0-f1a9-49bd-a8fa-79e9ffa00dee, when the Tucson Butchers and Milwaukee Flamingos were reunited after a season apart. The game set a record for the longest Hellmouth Cup series match in history (7,255 generations - see Records/Length/Hellmouth#Longest Postseason Games in Hellmouth Cup).

The game took place on the Underground Cave Complex map. The Tucson Butchers dominated the grid early, which freed them up to spend most of the rest of the match making out with the Milwaukee Flamingos. By the end of the match, most fans had left, and those that remained were booing the umpires; no one could understand why the umpires took so long to declare the match over.

The Flamingos' Flawless Dynasty

With their back-to-back victories in the Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series, the Flamingos established their franchise's first Flawless Dyansty and the second Flawless Dynasty in Golly history.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 1 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 2 the Tucson Butchers were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Season 3 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Season 5 the Tucson Butchers were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas 1-3.
• In Season 7 the Tucson Butchers were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 8 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas .
• In Season 9 the Tucson Butchers were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 1-4.
• In Season 10 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 3-4.
• In Season 15 the Tucson Butchers were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 20 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Season 23 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 24 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 8 the Tucson Butchers were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-1.
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Tucson Butchers were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Tucson Butchers were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Tucson Butchers were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Tucson Butchers were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Tucson Butchers were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.

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