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==Season by Season Summary==
 
==Season by Season Summary==
  
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 22]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|ABQ}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 23]] the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 24]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ABQ}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 4-2.
 
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 2]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|LBFB}}. They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 13🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|LBFB}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 4]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SFBS}} and the {{CTeam|FF}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 7]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SLC}} and the {{CTeam|ABQ}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 11]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the {{CTeam|TB}}. They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|MW}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 12]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|FF}} and the {{CTeam|GJC}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 13]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the {{CTeam|SAC}}. They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 50🌈 to finish 22🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|AA}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 14]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|LBFB}} and the {{CTeam|GJC}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 18]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|FF}} and the {{CTeam|SS}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 19]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|TB}} and the {{CTeam|GJC}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 23]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|GJC}} and the {{CTeam|SDBA}}.
 
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===Klein Cup Summary===
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 1]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 4]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FFF}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|DECO}} 1-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 5]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series. They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the {{CTeam|SFBS}}.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 6]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 7]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 1-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 9]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 14]] the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|AA}}.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 15]] the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 20]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 21]] the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 22]] the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DECO}} 2-3.
 
  
 
==Art==
 
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Revision as of 19:04, 26 December 2022

Vegas Vampires
Vegas Vampires logo
"We'll take bloody anybody"
Team Information
Name Vegas Vampires
Abbreviation VV
Primary Color #aa8040
Logo  VV.png 
Hometown Las Vegas
Emoji 🧛‍♂️
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Movie Army of Darkness
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Immortal
Motto
 
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The VV.png Vegas Vampires (The Vamps) are a Golly team from Las Vegas, Nevada. They are definitely not vampires, and there is no evidence to support that claim.

Soon after the Vampires first joined Golly, it quickly became clear to all fans, teams, players, and the Commissioner of Golly (through a series of mysterious incidents that affected all involved) that the Vegas Vampires are exceedingly powerful, psychic, well-connected, and possess a vast fortune that is, for all intents and purposes, bottomless. The Vampires are exceedingly secretive about their past and about their activities, and no one knows either the source of their power, or the source of their connections.

Some teams speculate that the Vegas Vampires are time travelers from the future, and that their vast wealth, power, and connections were established using information from the future. This is probably not true, because it would involve multiple clashing genres.

Proponents of the theory (including the EA.png Elko Astronauts ) argue that if vampires are real, time travel and intelligent extraterrestrial life must therefore logically also be real as well, and the Vampires are obviously time travelers, meaning ghosts are real too.

Team Character

The Vegas Vampires are not actually vampires. Any resemblance to actual vampires is a coincidence.

The Vampires usually wake up at dusk and are active at night. They insist that their unusual sleeping schedule is "for work," and that they are employed by "a casino," and that any resemblance of their home to certain Eastern European castles is purely in keeping with the aesthetics and theme of the casino. Furthermore, they insist that their peculiar taste in bed frames, which some might describe as being "coffin-like," is a meditative reminder that we are but flesh and blood. Hot blood, coursing through the veins. Life-giving blood.

When they first joined the league, the Vegas Vampires politely requested that all opponents make special accommodations to play the Vegas Vampires at night only. When teams complained, the Vampires requested and received a special dispensation from the Commissioner to require that all teams accommodate their special request that they only play night games. The Vampires refuse to discuss the request or the reason for it, deferring again to "work reasons." When prompted about the special dispensation, the Commissioner of Golly became frantic and babbled about "blood, so much blood."

Mirrors and garlic are not allowed within 500 feet of any grid involving a Vegas Vampires game, for safety reasons.

Vampires in the Toroidal Cup

The Vampires joined the league with just a few seasons remaining, replacing the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors . The Business Majors insisted as part of the replacement deal that they are neither quitting nor retiring, merely taking a hiatus.

Vampires in the Rainbow Cup

Vampires in the Klein Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for VV.png Vegas Vampires .

Vegas Vampires in the Toroidal Cup

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{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Rainbow Cup

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{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Klein Cup

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{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth II Cup

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{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth III Cup

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{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}


Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth V Cup

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Art

Logo and Branding

Cup Posters

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Navboxes

Golly League Teams

Hellmouth Cup logo

Hellmouth Cup
Teams

Toroidal Cup logo

Toroidal Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas (incinerated)

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners (moved to Baltimore)

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells (suspended pending litigation)

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks (quitters)

Navbox Info:
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Rainbow Cup Teams

Rainbow Cup logo

Rainbow Cup
Teams 		Unwest League, Cold Division

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

Unwest League, Northunwest Division

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

Unwest League, South Division

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

MW.png Mobile Wheels

West League, Mountain Division

EA.png Elko Astronauts

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

GJC.png Grand Junction Conjunctions

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

West League, Pacific Division

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

VV.png Vegas Vampires

West League, Southwest Division

TB.png Tucson Butchers

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

Navbox Info:
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