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| | There is, however, one tiny glimmer of hope working in the Piano Tuners' favor, which is that they are in the same [[Rainbow Cup]] division as the {{CTeam|DET}}, the only team that is an active [[Choke Artists|Choke Artist]] (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.) | | There is, however, one tiny glimmer of hope working in the Piano Tuners' favor, which is that they are in the same [[Rainbow Cup]] division as the {{CTeam|DET}}, the only team that is an active [[Choke Artists|Choke Artist]] (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.) |
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| − | ==Boot Lickers in the Hellmouth Cup== | + | ==Piano Tuners in the Rainbow Cup== |
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| − | ===Season 4 Bankruptcy===
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| − | After their [[Season 4]] [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship victory, the Boot Lickers were plunged into bankruptcy by a series of tragic events that occurred immediately following their first-ever Hellmouth Cup championship win.
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| − | Main article: [[Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy]]
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| − | ===Season 21 Hellmouth Cup Thank You Card===
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| − | After being handed a loss in the [[Season 21]] [[Hellmouth Cup]], all of the players on the Boot Lickers pitched in to buy a comically oversized, 6-foot-tall thank-you card, signed by all 120,000 players on the Sacramento Boot Lickers, thanking the {{CTeam|SLC}} for beating them in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and congratulating the Turbulence on being the first-ever Golly expansion team to win a [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship.
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| − | When the card was delivered, the Salt Lake Turbulence had no idea what to do with it. They left it outside the front office for three days while they deliberated. On the third day, they invited a large crowd to the front steps of their team clubhouse and they burned the thank you card in effigy before the crowd. They put out a vague press release citing the spirits of Golly, something about rising from the ashes, invoking some kind of ancestors, and calling the matter done.
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| − | Two weeks later, all of the players of the Boot Lickers sent a thank you card to thank the Salt Lake Turbulence for the beautiful ceremony. The Salt Lake Turbulence burned the second thank-you card unceremoniously.
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| − | ==Boot Lickers in the Toroidal Cup==
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| − | ==Boot Lickers in the Rainbow Cup==
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| | ==Season by Season Summary== | | ==Season by Season Summary== |
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| − | ===Hellmouth Cup Summary=== | + | ===Rainbow Cup Summary=== |
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| − | * In [[Season 1]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Season 4]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ATL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 4-2.
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| − | * In [[Season 5]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|MILF}}.
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| − | * In [[Season 7]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DECO}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Season 12]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Season 14]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They swept the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 4-0 to become Hellmouth Cup champions.
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| − | * In [[Season 16]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Season 17]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|ORL}}.
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| − | * In [[Season 19]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|DET}}.
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| − | * In [[Season 21]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SLC}}, 2-4.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 5]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|DECO}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SGE}}.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 7]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DECO}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|TB}}, 3-4.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 8]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 9]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SGE}} 2-3.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 13]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}}, 1-4.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 15]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}}, 2-4.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 16]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 4-2.
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| − | * In [[Toroidal/Season 21]] the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|EA}}, 3-4.
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Baltimore Piano Tuners |
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BPT |
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#3e92cc |
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Baltimore |
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The Baltimore Piano Tuners are a Golly team from Baltimore, Marlyand. They are the offspring of the Cancel Texas Memo and are the humiliated husk of a former team that used to be known, at one time, as the 
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
but are now known as the most pathetic pack of cheating losers who ever played a splort.
If you're confused, you may not have heard about the Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal. You see, in Toroidal/Season 16 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
were unmasked as a pack of cheaters who weren't happy with winning championships the old-fashioned way. They hacked the engineering division, and as a result of their hubris, they were not only eviscerated by the 
Sacramento Boot Lickers
in the Toroidal/Season 16 Toroidal Cup series, they were also punished by the Cancel Texas Memo at the end of Toroidal/Season 20, which forced the Piano Tuners to take on the team colors and hometown of their most hated rival, the 
Baltimore Texas
, who were incinerated for being incapable of winning a single pennant in 44 seasons, and despite many, many near-clinches.
Team Character
What else can be said about the Piano Tuners, except that they are a pack of cheaters.
There is, however, one tiny glimmer of hope working in the Piano Tuners' favor, which is that they are in the same Rainbow Cup division as the 
Detroit Grape Chews
, the only team that is an active Choke Artist (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.)
Piano Tuners in the Rainbow Cup
Season by Season Summary
Rainbow Cup Summary
Art
Logo and Branding
Cup Posters
Navboxes
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
but are now known as the most pathetic pack of cheating losers who ever played a splort.
Sacramento Boot Lickers
in the Toroidal/Season 16 Toroidal Cup series, they were also punished by the Cancel Texas Memo at the end of Toroidal/Season 20, which forced the Piano Tuners to take on the team colors and hometown of their most hated rival, the 
Baltimore Texas
, who were incinerated for being incapable of winning a single pennant in 44 seasons, and despite many, many near-clinches.
Detroit Grape Chews
, the only team that is an active Choke Artist (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.)
