Baltimore Piano Tuners

Baltimore Piano Tuners
"Cheaters Get What Cheaters Deserve!"
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Name Baltimore Piano Tuners Abbreviation BPT Primary Color #3e92cc Logo    Hometown Baltimore Emoji Status Active
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The Baltimore Piano Tuners are a Golly team from Baltimore, Marlyand. They are the offspring of the Cancel Texas Memo and are the humiliated husk of a former team that used to be known, at one time, as the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners but are now known as the most pathetic pack of cheating losers who ever played a splort.

If you're confused, you may not have heard about the Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal. You see, in Toroidal/Season 16 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were unmasked as a pack of cheaters who weren't happy with winning championships the old-fashioned way. They hacked the engineering division, and as a result of their hubris, they were not only eviscerated by the Sacramento Boot Lickers in the Toroidal/Season 16 Toroidal Cup series, they were also punished by the Cancel Texas Memo at the end of Toroidal/Season 20, which forced the Piano Tuners to take on the team colors and hometown of their most hated rival, the Baltimore Texas , who were incinerated for being incapable of winning a single pennant in 44 seasons, and despite many, many near-clinches.

Team Character

What else can be said about the Piano Tuners, except that they are a pack of cheaters.

There is, however, one tiny glimmer of hope working in the Piano Tuners' favor, which is that they are in the same Rainbow Cup division as the Detroit Grape Chews , the only team that is an active Choke Artist (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.)