Baltimore Texas

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Baltimore Texas
"Austin, Maryland!"
Team Information
Name Baltimore Texas Abbreviation BTX Primary Color #3e92cc Logo    Hometown Baltimore Stadium The Alamo (Lord Baltimore Theater) Emoji ⭐️ Status Active
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The Baltimore Texas are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The Baltimore Texas are known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason, without any appearances in the Hellmouth Cup. Their Hot League counterparts are the Detroit Grape Chews.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 2 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Season 6 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Season 8 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They swept the Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Season 10 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 11 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Season 12 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 18 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 20 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Season 22 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 13 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They swept the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Baltimore Texas were incinerated on the order of the Commissioner of Golly, as per the Cancel Texas Memo.

Art

Logo

While the team does not have an official logo, Baltimore Texas fans will generally interpret anything with a five-pointed star on it as either property of the Baltimore Texas, and/or designed and/or owned by a Baltimore Texas fan, unless proven otherwise.

This map of Baltimore is sometimes used as a stand-in for a logo:

Cup Posters

lol, yeah right. The Baltimore Texas were the Cold League Choke Artists, so they never made it to a Cup series.