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The
Elko Astronauts
(The Stros) are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.
Team Character
The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.
Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.
Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.
Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup
Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup
Season by Season Summary
Hellmouth Cup Summary
- In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Tucson Butchers
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Orlando Business Majors
, 2-4. - In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals
3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes
, 3-4. - In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos
4-2. - In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
2-3. - In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
. - In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers
2-3. - In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
. - In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos
, 2-4. - In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals
2-3. - In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals
3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists
4-1.
Toroidal Cup Summary
- In Toroidal/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals
1-3. - In Toroidal/Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They swept the
Seattle Sneakers
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions. - In Toroidal/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes
, 3-4. - In Toroidal/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Tucson Butchers
. - In Toroidal/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers
2-3. - In Toroidal/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
2-3. - In Toroidal/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
. - In Toroidal/Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
1-3. - In Toroidal/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
1-3. - In Toroidal/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Seattle Sneakers
. - In Toroidal/Season 21 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They swept the
Salt Lake Turbulence
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers
4-3. - In Toroidal/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals
2-3.
Rainbow Cup Summary
- In Rainbow/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls
and the
San Francisco Boat Shoes
. - In Rainbow/Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Vegas Vampires
and the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
. - In Rainbow/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
San Diego Balloon Animals
. They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place
Delaware Corporate Shells
. - In Rainbow/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks
and the
San Diego Balloon Animals
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Klein Cup Summary
- In Klein/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
2-3. - In Klein/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals
4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes
, 2-4. - In Klein/Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the
Baltimore Piano Tuners
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls
4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists
4-3.
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