Milwaukee Flamingos

The Milwaukee Flamingos are a Golly team from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They are a benevolent flock of birds who love to gamble, and have an unofficial anti-rival status with every team they have ever played.

They are the only team to achieve Dynasty status in two separate cups (the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup).

Milwaukee Flamingos
"Birds with bad attitudes at high latitudes"
Team Information
Name Milwaukee Flamingos Abbreviation MILF Primary Color #ff66cc Logo    Hometown Milwaukee Emoji Status Active
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Team Character

The Milwaukee Flamingos are legendary throughout the league for their benevolence and splortsmanship. Milwaukee Flamingos are known to be fun, chill, and universally likeable.

Perhaps the most important characteristic of the Flamingos, though, is their love of gambling. When traveling for away games, the Flamingos will book their own hotel and turn the entire hotel into a gigantic multi-room casino. The Milwaukee Flamingos have enough players that they have developed their own economy, interest rates, and loans, so that every player can gamble all of the time.

Flamingos players are also bureaucratic experts, with every team function being run according to Robert's Rules of Order. The team had 1,562 parliamentarians in the last team census.

Flamingos in the Hellmouth Cup

Midwest Crown and Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews

Main: Midwest Crown

The rivalry between the Detroit Grape Chews and the Milwaukee Flamingos is a long and storied rivalry. At the start of the Hellmouth Cup, the rivalry was considered one of the three Crown Jewels of Golly rivalries. On-field fistfights during Grape Chews-Flamingos matches were more intense and resulted in far more injuries than fistfights between the Grape Chews and any other team.

However, as the Hellmouth Cup progressed, the rivalry became much more one-way, with the Detroit Grape Chews building much of their team identity around the rivalry, but the Milwaukee Flamingos losing interest in the rivalry. The Flamingos have cited a desire to establish their own identity as a benevolent flock of birds, and distance themselves from the Grape Chews. It is a well-known fact that Milwaukee Flamingos players have never gotten into a single fistfight outside of their matches with the Detroit Grape Chews.

Season 9 Snowbird Series and Anti-Rivalry with Tucson Butchers

Main: Season 9#Snowbird Series

Being in the Hot League, the Milwaukee Flamingos have primarily only faced other Hot League teams. In Season 5, however, the Flamingos made it to the Hellmouth Cup, where they faced off against the Elko Astronauts . Word of the Flamingos' benevolence spread fast through the Cold League, including to the Tucson Butchers , the anti-rivals of the Astronauts, who heard stories about Flamingos who were fun-loving, compulsive gamblers, and the Butchers dreamed of one day getting to meat the Flamingos.

In Season 9 the Flamingos and Tucson Butchers finally faced off in the Hellmouth Cup, in a matchup dubbed the "Snowbird Series". The two teams fell deeply and instantly into a messy, complicated, inter-tangled anti-rivalry. Both teams finished the season eager to meet their anti-rivals on the grid again.

Season 10 Valentines Day Series and Continuing Anti-Rivalry with Butchers

Main: Season 10#Valentines Day Series

Due to the many unresovled storylines and tangled loose ends from the Season 9 Hellmouth Cup and newly budding anti-rivalry between the Flamingos and the Butchers, the two teams resolved to meet again soon in the Hellmouth Cup.

Working feverishly toward that end, both teams spent Season 10 attempting to make the finals. Both teams were successful, and won each round of their playoffs bracket. The two teams met for a second time on Valentine's Day, forever cementing the second series continuing their anti-rivalry as the Valentine's Day Series in the Golly history books.

Effect of Valentines Day Series on Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews

The Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the Flamingos and Tucson Butchers is credited by many historians with being one of the principal causes for the Detroit Grape Chews becoming the Hot League Choke Artists. The Grape Chews were unable to find healthy outlets for their aggression. Faced with rejection by the Flamingos, their closest rivals, who had simply abandoned the Grape Chews for an anti-rivalry with the Butchers, the Grape Chews began manifesting their rejection by consistently choking in important postseason games (and collected zero pennants in 24 seasons of the Hellmouth Cup). Meanwhile, the Milwaukee Flamingos successfully established a Flawless Dynasty (the second in history) and their own unique identity as one of the strongest teams in the Hellmouth Cup.

Flamingos in the Toroidal Cup

The Milwaukee Flamingos established themselves early as a strong Toroidal Cup team, unlike the San Francisco Boat Shoes , who apparently decided that they could go on vacation after winning the Hellmouth Cup, and were checked out for most of the Toroial Cup. The Milwaukee Flamingos were the first team to establish a Flawless Dynasty in two Cups - the Hellmouth Cup, and the Toroidal Cup.

History

The Flamingos are an original Golly team and joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

Hellmouth Cup

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos finished last in the Hot Fire Division and did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Season 5 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League, and won the Hot League pennant. They lost the Hellmouth Cup series to the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 8 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by their Midwest Crown rivals, the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League, and won the Hot League pennant. They went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series 4-1 against the Tucson Butchers in the Snowbird Series and developed a complicated, messy anti-rivalry with the Butchers.
• In Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League, and won the Hot League pennant. They went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series 4-3 against the Tucson Butchers , continuing their complicated, messy anti-rivalry with the Butchers in the Valentines Day Series.
• In Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 47.
• In Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, and then won the Hellmouth Cup against the Elko Astronauts in a rematch of the Season 5 Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by their Midwest Crown rivals, the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Season 18 the Milwaukee Flamingos did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 44.
• In Season 19 the Milwaukee Flamingos did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 45.
• In Season 20 the Milwaukee Flamingos did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 43. This was their third year in a row as first Hot League Team to Partytime, and their second year in a row being sent to Partytime by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .

Art

Logo

Milwaukee Flamingos team logo:

Season 5 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 9 Hellmouth Cup Poster

The Artists Union created a promotional poster for the Season 9 Hellmouth Cup series between the Milwaukee Flamingos and the Tucson Butchers :

Season 10 Hellmouth Cup Poster

The Artists Union copied and pasted the following promotional poster for the Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series between the Milwaukee Flamingos and the Tucson Butchers :

(NOTE: The Artists Union charged full price for both posters.)

Season 13 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 13 was a rematch of the Season 5 Hellmouth Cup. The Artists' Union was delighted to be able to copy-and-paste another poster and still charge full price for it: