Boylston Boogers

Boylston Boogers
"Boogers Bounce Back!"
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Name Boylston Boogers Abbreviation BB Primary Color #697a21 Logo    Hometown Boylston Station, Green Line, Boston Emoji 🐽 Status Active
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The Boylston Boogers are a Golly team from the Boylston Street Station in downtown Boston, Massachussetts. The Boogers joined the league in Season 14, when the Atlanta Glitter Sharks became the Atlanta Quitter Sharks and quit the Golly league. The Boogers are cross-town rivals with the Alewife Arsonists , and the Boogers and Arsonists have been frenemies since childhood. Each year they compete for the MTA Crown.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

The Boylston Boogers joined the Golly league in Season 14, when the Atlanta Glitter Sharks were banished from Golly.

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
• In Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
• In Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
• In Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They swept the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Orlando Business Majors 2-3.

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations and the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Orlando Business Majors . They won the Rainbow Cup Series by a margin of 22🌈 (64🌈 total).
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Delaware Corporate Shells . They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, losing by a margin of 15🌈 (42🌈 total).
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Mobile Wheels and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Alewife Arsonists . They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, losing by a margin of 18🌈 (50🌈 total).

Art

Minimalist Logo

The Boogers announced a rebranding at the conclusion of Season 24, the last season of the Hellmouth Cup, and came out with a new minimalist Boylston Boogers logo:

The press conference revealing the logo coincided with a press conference held by the Alewife Arsonists across town in which the Arsonists revealed their redesigned, minimalist logo. The logos were released simultaneously.

The Arsonists logo that was released appears remarkably similar:

Litigation has been ongoing for over 24 seasons (the entire duration of the Toroidal Cup) and continues to this day. It is widely suspected that the Boogers and Arsonists hired the same graphic designer for their logo redesign, leading to the similar logos, and that when the logos were simultaneously released and the similarities reveale to the world, both teams went to the same team of lawyers to sue their cross-town rival.