Orlando Business Majors

The Orlando Business Majors are a Golly team from Orlando, Florida.

Orlando Business Majors
"We take credit!"
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Name Orlando Business Majors Abbreviation ORL Primary Color #0dab76 Logo    Hometown Orlando Emoji 💼 Status Active
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Business Majors in the Hellmouth Cup

Early Success and Disillusionment

While the Business Majors were overjoyed with their Hellmouth Cup championship in Season 2, they had high expectations for themselves in the playoffs that were simply not met. Between Season 3 and Season 16, they were in the postseason bracket nearly every year, but lost 4 straight League Division series (Seasons 3-6), 7 League Division series total, and 2 League Championship series.

Many agree that without their early Season 2 championship, the Business Majors would have ended up like the Detroit Grape Chews - Choke Artists whose lack of success feeds their curse and makes it worse as the seasons go on.

Season 17 Spring Break Plans

Despite their early Hellmouth Cup win in Season 2, the Business Majors experienced a great deal of postseason heartache in the seasons that followed. After their abysmal performance in Seasons 14, 15, and 16, reaching Partytime first in the Hot League all three seasons, the Business Majors were feeling burned out.

Midway through Season 17 the Business Majors announced that they needed to reset, and declared that they would take an unscheduled Spring Break trip following Season 17 in order to "find themselves again" and "reset".

As if on cue, the Business Majors promptly rocketed to the top of the Hot Water division, while their nearest competitors, division mates Alewife Arsonists and Sacramento Boot Lickers nosedived into the end of the season. The Business Majors defeated the Arsonists in the Division Series and the Boot Lickers in the Championship series, then defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in the Hellmouth Cup series.

Season 18 and 19 Sprint Break

During Seasons 18 and 19, the Business Majors took their spring break trip, promising the Golly Commissioner that they would "phone it in" to keep from disrupting the Golly League, drawing the ire of the Commissioner, and being banished from Golly like the Atlanta Glitter Sharks. True to their word, the Business Majors hired stand-ins to play Golly for them, for the entire duration of their spring break trip, having 2 uneventful seasons in which they neither soared nor crashed.

Season 22 Return to Form

After their Season 18 and 19 Spring Break, the Orlando Business Majors decided to reorganize their entire dorm room, do a spring cleaning, go shopping for new office supplies, and start a brand-new binder with fresh paper and new dividers. After spending Season 20 and Season 21 perfecting their new organizational system, the Orlando Business Majors promptly outperformed every Golly team in history, setting a new single-season wins record (34-15) and winning the Season 22 Hellmouth Cup without breaking a sweat.

The refreshed, renewed Orlando Business Majors were purported to have spent the offseason bulking up, reviewing strategy, studying videos of prior games, and preparing themselves to win back-to-back championships Season 23 in the Hellmouth Cup.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 2 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2.
• In Season 3 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Season 4 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Season 5 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Season 6 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 8 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 1-3.
• In Season 9 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Season 11 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Season 12 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 13 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 17 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 4-3.
• In Season 20 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
• In Season 22 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-2.
• In Season 23 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence , 2-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 13 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Seattle Sneakers , 1-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 21 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers . They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 34🌈 to finish 31🌈 behind the first-place San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Boylston Boogers . They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53🌈 to finish 14🌈 behind the first-place Boylston Boogers .
• In Rainbow/Season 8 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35🌈 to finish 33🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .

Art

Logo and Branding

The Orlando Business Majors saved enough money over several months to commission an artist to design their logo. Unfortunately this drained the savings of the entire team, who now face the prospect of having to find a high-paying corporate job that requires them to leave their morals at the door. The team therefore considers their commissioned team logo to be a cursed object that can eat the future.

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