User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Elements
| Team | Element |
|---|---|
 Seattle Sneakers
|
Air |
 San Francisco Boat Shoes
|
Water. |
 Sacramento Boot Lickers
|
(Not Water - Cali Crown) Fire |
 Vegas Vampires
|
(Not Fire - crown with FF) Earth |
 Tucson Butchers
|
Water. |
 Phoenix Freshrolls
|
Fire (Not Water - Peppersauce Crown) |
 San Diego Balloon Animals
|
Air. |
 Long Beach Flightless Birds
|
(Not Air - Pacific Crown) (Not Water - Surf and Turf) Earth |
 Elko Astronauts
|
Not Earth. - Air (Jetstream Crown) |
 Salt Lake Turbulence
|
Air |
 Albuquerque Solarpunks
|
Fire (Flamepunk Crown) |
 Grand Junction Conjunctions
|
Earth (VV crown?) |
 Delaware Corporate Shells
|
Earth |
 Jersey OSHA Violations
|
Fire |
 Alewife Arsonists
|
Fire |
 Boylston Boogers
|
Earth |
 Orlando Business Majors
|
Water |
 Louisville Illusionists
|
Air |
 Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
|
Air |
 Mobile Wheels
|
Earth |
 Milwaukee Flamingos
|
Water |
 Detroit Grape Chews
|
Fire |
 Fargo Flea Flickers
|
Earth? |
 Baltimore Piano Tuners
|
Water? |
Narratives
Northunwest division
Center of ideas for multiple lore fragments, multiple new crowns. Developing the division further, planting seeds for future Cups with same league/division structure.
Teams:
- AA: fire
- OSHA: fire
- BB: earth
- DECO: earth
Delawarehousefire Crown
AA-DECO: Delawarehousefire Crown (mysterious warehouse fires, ownership tracked, revealed to be shady dealings associated with DECO team, etc.)
Northbound Crown
OSHA-AA: Northbound Crown
Southbound Crown
OSHA-BB: Southbound Crown
Southwest division
Teams:
- TB: water
- FF: fire
- SDBA: air
- LBFB: earth
Developing the LBFB-SDBA rivalry further
Elemental rivalries for the LBFB:
- LBFB (Earth) vs SFBS (Water) - surf and turf
- LBFB (Earth) vs SDBA (Air) - pacific crown, comes into focus now with elements, coyote vs roadrunner
- LBFB (Earth) vs Solarpunks (Fire) - roadrunner crown
Perfect: one each from mountain, southwest, and pacific divisions
Surf and Turf Crown
SFBS-LBFB
Formalize it
Roadrunner Crown
LBFB-ABQ
Pacific division
Teams:
- SS: air
- VV: earth
- SDBA: water
- SAC: fire
SFBS-SAC: Cali Crown, big rivalry, artifact(s) being stolen
Post Hellmouth SFBS artifact
Started with SAC bitterly stealing artifact at end of Hellmouth Cup, but practice spread to rest of league during Toroidal Cup
SFBS are arrogant, lording it over everyone, like cryptobros talking about the private island they bought, everyone annoyed
SAC steals the artifact, inadvertently discover that it give the San Francisco Boat Shoes their power
SAC apologizes and immediately returns it, but is then stolen by the first champions of the Toroidal Cup (DECO, I think?)
Traditional sequence:
- Each team in the Toroial Cup will attempt to steal the artifact
- The Boat shoes will file a lawsuit and complain and whine, and the team will stall as long as they can, until they win
- The artifact will be promptly returned by the champion
- An open season commences: each team attempts to steal the artifact to become the next champion
- Constant bank heist narrative in each season
Artifact:
- the Hellmouth Cup itself
- artifact pictured in a variety of scenarios/landscapes/locations/locales
- Tradition is to reveal team posing for a picture with the Hellmouth Cup
- Some seasons, total mystery, no one knows until the last second
- Other seasons, team posts picture on Day One
Velvet Underground Crown
VV-ABQ: Crown representing Vampires anti-flame/anti-natural light tendencies (underground, earth, artificial light): solarpunks (natural rivalry)
VV vs ABQ
Mountain division
- EA: air
- SLC: air
- ABQ: fire
- GJC: earth
EA-SLC: Jetstream Crown, anti-rivalry, elemental affinity
Bigger Town High Ground Crown
GJC-EA (earth vs not earth): Bigger Town High Ground Crown
- GJC is the hotshot newcomer
- EA is the grizzled old vet with the thousand yard stare
- whoever holds the crown is considered the bigger town, and also at a higher elevation
"The Bigger The Town, The Higher The Ground"
Salt
HP
AI
FFR
SCB
Salt = ???
Division Renames
Pacific Division -> Pacific West -> West
Mountain Division -> Mountain West -> Mountwest
Southwest Division -> Southwest
then,
Northunwest
Cold -> North
South
West / Mountwest / Southwest
North / South / Northunwest
