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* '''Zephyr Soleil ([[Hellmouth Cup]])''' - A former quantum computing prodigy who abandoned a lucrative career designing cloud computers and pursued a not-so-lucrative career designing actual clouds after a spiritual awakening during a desert retreat. Known for leading the Solarpunks to the playoffs with the "Perpetual Garden" strategy, but also for choking in two Championship Series and for chronic absenteeism. [[Ceremonially defenestrated|Defenestration]] at the end of the [[Season 24]] season.
 
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* '''Theo "Pattern Oracle" Washington ([[Toroidal Cup]])''' - Statistical analyst and theoretical mathematician whose predictive models of pattern evolution were (and still are) considered the most accurate in the league. Routinely published algorithms the Solarpunks found effective so other teams could use them, defying specific instructions not to by management. Has survived several dozen kidnapping attempts by rival Golly syndicates and opposing teams, but has managed to escape each attempt through random dumb luck, and has remained unaware of all but 1 attempt. Unaware of the 2 biographies and major motion picture biopic about his life.
 
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* '''Marco Fabio (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - Defensive specialist and former chess grandmaster who views cellular automata as "chess without human baggage." Creator of the "Renewable Firewall" defensive formation. Favorite cheese is cheddar.
 
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* '''Dan Okra (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - The team's youngest member and pattern evolution prodigy. Built a 157-cell spaceship (the largest anyone had ever seen at the time) at the age of five. Developed three novel stable oscillators that revolutionized defensive play in the Golly League. Known for playing up to 15 games of Wordle at a time with each coworker.
 
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* '''Dr. Eliza Bhatia ([[Hellmouth II Cup]], [[Hellmouth III Cup]], [[Hellmouth IV Cup]], [[Hellmouth V Cup]])''' - Captain, co-strategist, former bench-warmer, and former agrarian science professor who goes by Dr. Bhatia please, thank you. Dr. Bhatia's doctoral thesis on "Biokinetic Information Flows in Non-Hierarchical Decision Systems" created the backbone of a winning cellular automata program in Albuquerque that has revolutionized a franchise of revolutionaries and helped the Albuquerque Solarpunks build multiple dynasties. Dr. Bhatia survived several mid-season [[Defenestration]] attempts during [[Hellmouth II Cup]], and Dr. Bhatia was eventually vindicated by winning back-to-back championships in [[Hellmouth II/Season 7]] and [[Hellmouth II/Season 8]], and a dynasty in [[Hellmouth/Season 14]]. Dr. Bhatia led the team to a second dynasty in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and a third dynasty in the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]. Considered captain-for-life.
 
  
 
==Season by Season Summary==
 
==Season by Season Summary==

Revision as of 16:11, 19 July 2025

Albuquerque Solarpunks
Albuquerque Solarpunks logo
"Imagine a different future"
Team Information
Name Albuquerque Solarpunks
Abbreviation ABQ
Nickname Punks
Primary Color #d41199
Logo  ABQ.png 
Hometown Albuquerque, NM
Emoji 🌞
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape Albuquerque🌞Solarpunks🌞
Divination
Element Fire
Power Word Green
Motto
 
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The ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks (The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in Season 16 of the Hellmouth Cup.

Like the VV.png Vegas Vampires , the Solarpunks are time travelers; their club was founded in 2083 (in a parallel universe) by a group of federated anarcho-collectivist commune-syndicates. The club became stranded when they traveled back in time, not only traveling further back in the past than intended, but also traveling to a past parallel universe where they had not studied time travel in college but instead dropped out and became a Golly sports team.

When the team realized they'd been stranded in time in a stub universe, they decided to embrace their new vocation, and began to spread their Solarpunk philosophy, gaining mainstream prominence that would eventually lead to their future disbanding in 2083 (the present reality, as opposed to the parallel universe where they founded in 2083).

During their first few seasons, the team was initially funded through a community picogrant micronetwork system, rejecting traditional methods of bankrolling a Golly team in favor of picotransactions on the hyperchain micronetwork (transactions that are thousands of times smaller than microtransactions). This approach was expensive and nearly bankrupted the team due to throughput issues (it took on average 2 hours and 15 million transactions to purchase a hot dog at the Solarpunks' stadium).

Team Character

The Solarpunks are deeply committed idealists. They continually challenge the status quo and have a long history of anti-establishmentarianism.

Skeptical to a fault, the Solarpunks also have deep expertise in political theory, systems of government, and the psychology of politics, which they can discuss at great lengths in order to fill dead air or hypnotize bystanders who happen to be listening.

Solarpunks have a deep desire to appear invincible to others, sometimes driving them to callousness. At the advice of their therapist they have begun to cultivate their own humility and humanity by volunteering at an ant colony rehabilitation center, where their favorite activity is feeding large globs of peanut butter to famished ants.

Team decisions are made through a modified consensus protocol that they call "Rhizomatic Democracy," an exhaustively-documented system involving multiple rounds of RFCs, public forums, discussions, memoranda, and feedback rounds. The Solarpunks have documented "Rhizomatic Democracy" extensively, openly sharing their documentation with other organizations looking to escape hierarchical decision-making structures. Their commitment to horizontal organization often leads to chaotic and lengthy team strategy sessions, wide-scale confusion about player and coach roles, and long, drawn-out time-outs in which dozens of huddles must take place. This leads to much frustration and anger during the Solarpunks' away matches.

The Solarpunks' headquarters, known as "The Greenhouse," is a carbon-negative living building that generates 150% of its energy needs through an array of transparent photovoltaic surfaces. The structure is a working model of the team's cellular automata principles, with rooms that reconfigure based on air circulation driven by a natural convection channel built into the center of the building.

Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup

The Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the Season 16 expansion of the Hellmouth Cup. They joined the league together with the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence , SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , and FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls .

The Solarpunks joined the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers , ORL.png Orlando Business Majors , AA.png Alewife Arsonists , and BB.png Boylston Boogers in the Hot Water division.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks .

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup

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  • In Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 42.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.


Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup

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  • In Toroidal/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Toroidal/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 8 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the BB.png Boylston Boogers .
  • In Toroidal/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Toroidal/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.


Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Rainbow Cup

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Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Klein Cup

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  • In Klein/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Klein/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 16 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 17 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • In Klein/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.


Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth II Cup

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Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth III Cup

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Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth V Cup

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Art

Cup Posters

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Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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