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| name = Albuquerque Solarpunks
 
| name = Albuquerque Solarpunks
 
| abbr = ABQ
 
| abbr = ABQ
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| nickname = Punks
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| color = d41199
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| nickname = The Punks
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| secondary_color = 00cc00
 
| emoji = 🌞
 
| emoji = 🌞
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| slogan = Imagine a different future
 
| slogan = Imagine a different future
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| nickname = Punks
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| motto = ''[[Crescit eundo]]''<br />
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| hometown = Albuquerque, NM
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(It grows as it goes)
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| stadium =  
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| hometown = Albuquerque
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| stadium = [[The Greenhouse]]
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| crowns =
 
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* [[Flamepunk Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
 
* [[Flamepunk Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
 
* [[Velvet Underground Crown]] {{TeamLogo|VV}}
 
* [[Velvet Underground Crown]] {{TeamLogo|VV}}
 
* [[Roadrunner Crown]] {{TeamLogo|LBFB}}
 
* [[Roadrunner Crown]] {{TeamLogo|LBFB}}
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| mixtape = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0RKSNILn5QpgFZN7F74CCs?si=848aad9325cc425b Albuquerque🌞Solarpunks🌞]
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| integer = 9
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| element = Fire
 
| word = Green
 
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| element = Fire
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| playing_card = 9♠
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| playlist = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0RKSNILn5QpgFZN7F74CCs?si=848aad9325cc425b Albuquerque🌞Solarpunks🌞]
 
 
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The {{CTeam|ABQ}} (The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in [[Season 16]] of the [[Hellmouth Cup]].
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{{ABQTeamOverview}}
  
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Like the {{CTeam|VV}}, the Solarpunks are time travelers; their club was founded in 2083 (in a parallel universe) by a group of federated anarcho-collectivist commune-syndicates. The club became stranded when they traveled back in time, not only traveling further back in the past than intended, but also traveling to a past '''parallel universe''' where they had not studied time travel in college but instead dropped out and became a Golly sports team.
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=Hellmouth Cup=
  
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When the team realized they'd been stranded in time in a stub universe, they decided to embrace their new vocation, and began to spread their Solarpunk philosophy, gaining mainstream prominence that would eventually lead to their future disbanding in 2083 (the present reality, as opposed to the parallel universe where they founded in 2083).
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==History==
  
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During their first few seasons, the team was initially funded through a community picogrant micronetwork system, rejecting traditional methods of bankrolling a Golly team in favor of picotransactions on the hyperchain micronetwork (transactions that are thousands of times smaller than microtransactions). This approach was expensive and nearly bankrupted the team due to throughput issues (it took on average 2 hours and 15 million transactions to purchase a hot dog at the Solarpunks' stadium).
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===Punks Join the League===
  
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==Team Character==
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The Solarpunks are deeply committed idealists. They continually challenge the status quo and have a long history of anti-establishmentarianism.
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Skeptical to a fault, the Solarpunks also have deep expertise in political theory, systems of government, and the psychology of politics, which they can discuss at great lengths in order to fill dead air or hypnotize bystanders who happen to be listening.
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===Performance Chart===
  
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Solarpunks have a deep desire to appear invincible to others, sometimes driving them to callousness. At the advice of their therapist they have begun to cultivate their own humility and humanity by volunteering at an ant colony rehabilitation center, where their favorite activity is feeding large globs of peanut butter to famished ants.
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Team decisions are made through a modified consensus protocol that they call "Rhizomatic Democracy," an exhaustively-documented system involving multiple rounds of RFCs, public forums, discussions, memoranda, and feedback rounds. The Solarpunks have documented "Rhizomatic Democracy" extensively, openly sharing their documentation with other organizations looking to escape hierarchical decision-making structures. Their commitment to horizontal organization often leads to chaotic and lengthy team strategy sessions, wide-scale confusion about player and coach roles, and long, drawn-out time-outs in which dozens of huddles must take place. This leads to much frustration and anger during the Solarpunks' away matches.
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The Solarpunks' headquarters, known as "The Greenhouse," is a carbon-negative living building that generates 150% of its energy needs through an array of transparent photovoltaic surfaces. The structure is a working model of the team's cellular automata principles, with rooms that reconfigure based on air circulation driven by a natural convection channel built into the center of the building.
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==Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup==
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The Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the [[Season 16]] expansion of the [[Hellmouth Cup]]. They joined the league together with the {{CTeam|SLC}}, {{CTeam|SGE}}, and {{CTeam|FF}}.
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The Solarpunks joined the {{CTeam|SAC}}, {{CTeam|ORL}}, {{CTeam|AA}}, and {{CTeam|BB}} in the Hot Water division.
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Latest revision as of 22:38, 6 November 2025

Albuquerque Solarpunks
Albuquerque Solarpunks logo
"Imagine a different future"
Team Information
Name Albuquerque Solarpunks
Abbreviation ABQ
Nickname Punks
Primary Color #d41199
Secondary Color #00cc00
Logo  ABQ.png 
Hometown Albuquerque
Stadium The Greenhouse
Emoji 🌞
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape Albuquerque🌞Solarpunks🌞
Integer 9
Divination
Element Fire
Power Word Green
Card 9♠
Motto

Crescit eundo

(It grows as it goes)
 
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The ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks (The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in Season 16 of the Hellmouth Cup.

Like the VV.png Vegas Vampires , the Solarpunks are time travelers; the collective was formed in 2083 (in a parallel universe) by a group of federated anarcho-collectivist commune-syndicates. The collective became stranded when they traveled back in time, not only traveling further back in the past than intended, but also traveling to a past parallel universe where the collective had not studied time travel in college, but had instead dropped out and became a Golly sports team. When they realized they were stranded in a parallel universe, they embraced their fate, joined the league, and became solarpunk evangelists.

The Solarpunks' stadium, The Greenhouse, is a living, breathing, carbon-negative building that generates 150% of its energy needs through an array of transparent photosynthetic surfaces. The structure is a working model of the team's cellular automata principles, with channels that reconfigure themselves based on air circulation. The entire building's breathing mechanism is driven by a natural convection channel built into the center of the building.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Punks Join the League

The ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the Season 16 expansion of the Hellmouth Cup. The Punks joined the league as part of a 4-team cohort, along with the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence , the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , and the FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls .

The Solarpunks joined the Hot Water division, along with the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers , the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors , the AA.png Alewife Arsonists , and the BB.png Boylston Boogers .

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph ABQ.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

  • In Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 42.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph ABQ.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

  • In Toroidal/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Toroidal/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 8 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the BB.png Boylston Boogers .
  • In Toroidal/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Toroidal/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.


Promotional Posters

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Rainbow Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}


Klein Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

  • In Klein/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • In Klein/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 16 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 17 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • In Klein/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks did not reach the postseason.


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth III Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}


Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Albuquerque in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}


Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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