Phoenix Freshrolls

Phoenix Freshrolls
"Grab a fresh one!"
Team Information
Name Phoenix Freshrolls Abbreviation FF Primary Color #b0b0b0 Logo    Hometown Phoenix Emoji 🧻 Status Active
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The Phoenix Freshrolls are a Golly team from Phoenix, Arizona. They joined the league in Season 16.

Team Character

The Phoenix Freshrolls were the kids who brushed every single tooth, front and back, finished all of their homework before watching television, laid out their school shoes the night before, and brought a treat for the teacher. The Tucson Butchers , who grew up next to the Phoenix Freshrolls, were the kids who wandered around looking for bugs, slept outside, climbed trees, and hunted for tigers with cans of tuna.

The Orlando Business Majors of the Cold League

In a column published in a local Hellmouth newspaper, the Phoenix Freshrolls were referred to disparagingly as the "Orlando Business Majors of the Cold League." The team was delighted by the nickname, despite it being intended maliciously, and kept rolling with it, trademarking it and selling licensed gear featuring the slogan. It is the most popular item at the Freshrolls shop. (It is the only item, also.)

The Orlando Business Majors considered suing the Phoenix Freshrolls as soon as the Freshrolls joined the league, for a cut of the profits the Freshrolls made from the use of the Business Majors brand, but between the hassle of figuring out the legal paperwork, and the library book on business law skipping over copyright infringement in favor of an in-depth coverage of patent law, and the homework assignments due next week, the Business Majors gave up on their dreams of filing their first lawsuit.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls joined the Golly league.
• In Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls shattered the all-time Partytime speed run record, reaching Partytime on Day 41, faster than any other team in Hellmouth Cup history. They also racked up a losing streak of 10 games (Day 32 - Day 41). It was the wrong kind of notable season for a new Golly expansion team.
• In Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Tucson Butchers .

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 1 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Francisco Boat Shoes . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 49🌈 to finish 4🌈 behind the first-place Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Rainbow/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the San Francisco Boat Shoes . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 44🌈 to finish 21🌈 behind the first-place San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Rainbow/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Salt Lake Turbulence . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Elko Astronauts and the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 40🌈 to finish 39🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .