Louisville Illusionists

Louisville Illusionists
"Now you see us, now you don't"
Team Information
Name Louisville Illusionists Abbreviation LIL Nickname The Lil's Primary Color #ef6f6c Logo    Hometown Louisville, Kentucky Stadium Freedom Hall, levitated 6 feet off the ground Emoji 🐇 Status Inactive
Rivalry Crowns
Bourbon Bison Bowl
Favorites
Mixtape 🐇Louisville🐇Illusionists🐇 Integer -1 Movie Now You See Me
Divination
Element Air Power Word Magic
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The Louisville Illusionists are a Golly team from Louisville, Kentucky. The Illusionists joined the Cold League in Toroidal/Season 21, replacing the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , who were demoted and moved to Baltimore to become the Baltimore Piano Tuners (see Cancel Texas Memo). Despite initial rumors that the team taking over the team colors of the defunct Ft. Worth Piano Tuners would be cursed, the Illusionists were extremely successful in the Rainbow Cup.

A substantial part of the Louisville Illusionists fan base is composed of the Baltimore Diaspoa. The Baltimore Diaspora consists of loyal Baltimore Texas fans who left Baltimore after the Cancel Texas Memo, the incineration of the Baltimore Texas , and the declaration of the Baltimore Uncalled For War.

The exodus of fans from Baltimore to Louisville was dubbed the Baltimore Diaspora. It was a massive exodus of humanity, unprecedented in scale, that was so large it temporarily overwhelmed the infrastructure of Louisville. Most of those who resettled during the diaspora are now split between a large enclave of Baltimore expats in Louisville, which is nicknamed Baltimore Kentucky, and a second, smaller enclave of geographically-challenged Baltimore expats in Louisville, Ohio, also nicknamed Baltimore Oklahoma. (This does not count a third contingent of Texas fans who moved to Louisville, only to discover that you can root for any team you'd like without actually living there, and subsequently moved back to Baltimore, called the Baltimore Baltimore.)

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Louisville Illusionists .

Louisville Illusionists in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Louisville Illusionists did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Louisville Illusionists did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.

Louisville Illusionists in the Rainbow Cup

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• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Louisville Illusionists were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Jersey OSHA Violations .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53🌈 to finish 5🌈 behind the first-place Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Rainbow/Season 3 the Louisville Illusionists were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Fargo Flea Flickers .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 42🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 5 the Louisville Illusionists were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Fargo Flea Flickers .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 61🌈 to finish 12🌈 ahead of the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Rainbow/Season 6 the Louisville Illusionists were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Delaware Corporate Shells .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 61🌈 to finish 13🌈 ahead of the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 9 the Louisville Illusionists were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Alewife Arsonists and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Louisville Illusionists were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Boylston Boogers and the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Louisville Illusionists were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Alewife Arsonists and the Boylston Boogers .
• In Rainbow/Season 13 the Louisville Illusionists were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Alewife Arsonists .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 37🌈 to finish 35🌈 behind the first-place Alewife Arsonists .
• In Rainbow/Season 14 the Louisville Illusionists were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers and the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 16 the Louisville Illusionists were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Fargo Flea Flickers .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 12🌈 behind the first-place Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Louisville Illusionists were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers and the Mobile Wheels .
• In Rainbow/Season 21 the Louisville Illusionists were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 22 the Louisville Illusionists were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Delaware Corporate Shells .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 34🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Rainbow/Season 23 the Louisville Illusionists were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Boylston Boogers .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 43🌈 to finish 13🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .