Baltimore Texas

Related: Baltimore Piano Tuners

Baltimore Texas
"Austin, Maryland!"
Team Information
Name Baltimore Texas Abbreviation BTX Primary Color #3e92cc Logo    Hometown Baltimore, MD Stadium The Alamo (Lord Baltimore Theater) Emoji ⭐️ Status Incinerated
Rivalry Crowns
Texas Crown
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The Baltimore Texas were a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The Baltimore Texas were known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason, without any appearances in the Hellmouth Cup. Their Hot League counterparts were the Detroit Grape Chews.

The Baltimore Texas were incinerated at the end of Toroidal/Season 20 as part of the Cancel Texas Memo. On October 10, 2021, shortly after the Toroidal/Season 20 postseason had ended, a planned incineration ceremony for the Baltimore Texas was cut short when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button and incinerated the Texas before the ceremony began. Following the event, the Commissioner established Ten Ten, an annual holiday for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Baltimore Texas .

Baltimore Texas in the Hellmouth Cup

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• In Season 2 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Season 6 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Season 8 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Season 10 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 11 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Season 12 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Season 13 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 15 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 16 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Season 18 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 20 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Season 22 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 1-3.
• In Season 23 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Tucson Butchers and the Jersey OSHA Violations .

Baltimore Texas in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Elko Astronauts and the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 13 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners and the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.

Art

Logo

While the team does not have an official logo, Baltimore Texas fans will claim (usually loudly) that anything with a five-pointed star attached to it or painted on it is an explicit endorsement of the Baltimore Texas - unless proven otherwise.

This map of Baltimore is sometimes used as a stand-in for a logo:

Cup Posters

The Baltimore Texas were the Cold League Choke Artists, meaning they never made it to a Cup series, meaning they never made it onto a cup poster.