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| name = Elko Astronauts
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| abbr = EA
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| nickname = The Stros
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| color = a0e7e5
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| secondary_color = 283a3a
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| slogan = Where the f--k are we?
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| motto = Ad astra per aspera<br />
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''(To the stars through difficulties)''
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| hometown = Elko
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* [[Cactus Crown]] {{TeamLogo|TB}}
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| mixtape = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3U1iA3rfCBhi442VnsCeIQ?si=030de1f00c8d450f Elko🛰Astronauts🛰]
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| movie = Alien (Director's Cut)
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| integer = 1,000,000,007
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| word = Outerspace
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| element = Air
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| playing_card = J♣
 
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Latest revision as of 03:40, 27 October 2025

Elko Astronauts
Elko Astronauts logo
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts
Abbreviation EA
Nickname The Stros
Primary Color #a0e7e5
Secondary Color #283a3a
Logo  EA.png 
Hometown Elko
Emoji 🛰
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1,000,000,007
Movie Alien (Director's Cut)
Divination
Element Air
Power Word Outerspace
Card J♣
Motto

Ad astra per aspera

(To the stars through difficulties)
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

The EA.png Elko Astronauts are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.

Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.

Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Promotional Posters

Season2 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season3 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season5 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season13 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season16 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Toroidal Cup

History

Elko in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Promotional Posters

ToroidalSeason3 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason6 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason21 Poster.png

Rainbow Cup

History

Elko in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Klein Cup

History

Elko in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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