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| name = Jersey OSHA Violations
| name = Jersey OSHA Violations
| abbr = OSHA
| abbr = OSHA
| nickname = Jersey
| color = 53917e
| color = 53917e
| secondary_color = f0f0f0
| emoji = 🚫
| emoji = 🚫
| slogan = Safety third!
| slogan = Safety third!
| motto = ''Post tenebras spero lucem''<br />(After darkness, I hope for light)
| hometown = Jersey
| hometown = Jersey
| stadium =  
| stadium = Wawa
| crowns =  
 
| crowns =
* [[Highwire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SS}}
* [[Highwire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SS}}
* [[Northbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
* [[Northbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
* [[Southbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|BB}}
* [[Southbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|BB}}
| mixtape = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2tZJnv5ylLNKr4E2Fy8SxM?si=97720b20efcd4e82 🚫Jersey🚫OSHA🚫Violations🚫]
| integer = 201, and 609
| movie = The Dark Knight
| element = Fire
| word = Lawyer
| word = Lawyer
| element = Fire
| playing_card = 2♠
| movie = Law & Order (TV Show)
}}
}}
The {{CTeam|OSHA}} are a Golly team from New Jersey. They are not from Chicago.
{{Tl|OSHATeamOverview}}
 
=Hellmouth Cup=
 
==History==
 
==Jersey in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
 
===Performance Chart===
 
[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]
 
===Summary===
 
{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
 
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup OSHA}}
 
=Toroidal Cup=
 
==History==
 
==Jersey in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
 
===Chart===
 
[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]
 
===Summary===
 
{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
 
{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup OSHA}}
 
=Rainbow Cup=
 
==History==
 
==Jersey in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
 
===Performance Chart===
 
[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]
 
===Summary===
 
{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
 
{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup OSHA}}
 
=Klein Cup=
 
==History==
 
==Jersey in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
 
===Performance Chart===
 
[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]
 
===Summary===
 
{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
 
{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup OSHA}}
 
=Hellmouth II Cup=
 
==History==
 
==Jersey in the Hellmouth II Cup==
 
===Performance Chart===
 
[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]
 
===Summary===
 
{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
 
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup OSHA}}
 
=Hellmouth III Cup=


The Jersey OSHA Violations, who experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]), were haunted by the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.
==History==


The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol.
==Jersey in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==


The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings, which are usually called for the purpose of smoking marijuana, which has led to the use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for group smoking sessions.
===Performance Chart===


==Team Character==
[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]


The Jersey OSHA Violations are sticklers for rules, and love processes, procedures, and paperwork. They can find ambiguities in nearly everything, burrowing like termites into the truth until it is so full of holes it is impossible to tell up from down.
===Summary===


===OSHA Violations Legal Team===
{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


{{JerseyLegalTeamFragment}}
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup OSHA}}


===Lavish Stadium===
=Hellmouth IV Cup=


{{LavishStadiumFragment}}
==History==


===Persons of Note===
==Jersey in the Hellmouth IV Cup==


{{JerseyPersonsOfNoteFragment}}
===Performance Chart===


==OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth Cup==
[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]


===Anti-Rivalry with Seattle Sneakers===
===Summary===


{{JerseySneakersAntiRivalryFragment}}
{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


==OSHA Violations in the Toroidal Cup==
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup OSHA}}


==OSHA Violations in the Rainbow Cup==
=Hellmouth V Cup=


===Curse of the Silly Goat===
==History==


{{CurseOfTheSillyGoatFragment}}
==Jersey in the Hellmouth V Cup==


===First Ever Franchise Championship===
===Performance Chart===


{{OSHARainbowSeason1ChampionshipFragment}}
[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]


==Season by Season Summary==
===Summary===


{{SeasonBySeason OSHA}}
{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


==Art==
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup OSHA}}


===Logo===
=Hellmouth VI Cup=


The Jersey OSHA Violations were one of the first teams to have a logo:
==History==


[[Image:OSHAViolations_Logo.png|400px]]
==Jersey in the Hellmouth VI Cup==


===Posters===
===Performance Chart===


The following poster was commissioned by the [[Artists Union]] after the OSHA Violations made it to the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series in Season 12 to face off against the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]].
[[File:HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph_OSHA.png|800px]]


[[Image:OSHA_Poster_OSH.png|400px]]
===Summary===


===Cup Posters===
{{Tl|HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


[[Image:Season12_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVICup OSHA}}


==Navboxes==
=Navboxes=


{{Navbox hellmouth v teams}}
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{{OSHATeamCategories}}
{{OSHATeamCategories}}

Revision as of 13:50, 6 November 2025

Jersey OSHA Violations
Jersey OSHA Violations logo
"Safety third!"
Team Information
Name Jersey OSHA Violations
Abbreviation OSHA
Nickname Jersey
Primary Color #53917e
Secondary Color #f0f0f0
Logo  OSHA.png 
Hometown Jersey
Stadium Wawa
Emoji 🚫
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape 🚫Jersey🚫OSHA🚫Violations🚫
Integer 201, and 609
Movie The Dark Knight
Divination
Element Fire
Power Word Lawyer
Card 2♠
Motto
Post tenebras spero lucem
(After darkness, I hope for light)
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

{{OSHATeamOverview}}

Hellmouth Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}

  • In Season 1 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 48.
  • In Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 47.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 5 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 8 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 9 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 11 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 12 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 15 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
  • In Season 17 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 19 the Jersey OSHA Violations did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 21 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 22 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 23 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Jersey in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Rainbow Cup

History

Jersey in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Klein Cup

History

Jersey in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Jersey in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph OSHA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}


Navboxes

Hellmouth VI League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth VI Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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