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==Ft. Worth in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
 
==Ft. Worth in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==

Revision as of 19:29, 29 November 2025

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners logo
"Tuned up!"
Team Information
Name Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
Abbreviation FWPT
Nickname Tuners, Cheaters
Primary Color #ef6f6c
Logo  FWPT.png 
Hometown Ft. Worth
Stadium The Ft.
Emoji 🎹
Status Canceled, rebranded as BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 8
Movie Dallas
Divination
Element Water
Power Word Cheater
Card 8♦
Motto
Ludum fefellimus sed mortem fallere non potuimus
(We cheated the game, but we could not cheat death)
 
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{{FWPTTeamOverview}}

Hellmouth Cup

History

Atonal Lattice Theory

The FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners operate on a computational substrate known to Golly theorists as an "atonal lattice." In a standard cellular automata game, cells update in a perfect rhythmic cascade, where generation N becomes generation N+1 all across the grid. However, the Piano Tuners, true to their nature, have a catastrophic inability to keep this rhythm. Their cells update asynchronously, firing in random bursts like weird experimental jazz with no time signature. The typical outcome is a hilarious tangle of formations, all Piano Tuners, which spiral into chaos. This is what makde them Party Animals (more Partytime speed runs than any other team). But in some rare cases, instead of being one beat behind in each generation, their patterns are one step ahead, and they can engulf their opponents, anticipating each move, while the random shifting time signatures make the attacks impossible to defend against. When the chaos works, they are unstoppable; when it doesn't, they are Party Animals.

99 Bottles Fight Song

The FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners selected the song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" as their fight song in their opening Season 1. At some point during Season 2, fans noticed that when they would sing the song during games, the Piano Tuners had a winning edge; as soon as they stopped singing the song, the Piano Tuners would start losing. The fans sprang into action and formed a traveling troupe of bards, "The Order of the Empty Bottle," who traveled with the team and maintained a vigil singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." At each game, the Order of the Empty Bottle was there on the sidelines, like Joshua holding up his arms in battle. During the Season 2 winning streak, the strategy almost became too successful, with the singers nearly reaching the end of the song. Near bottle #7, everyone coordinated losing count, and everyone had to start over again, allowing the winning streak to continue.

Ft. Worth in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph FWPT.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FWPT}}

  • In Season 2 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 4 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 5 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 6 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 7 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 8 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 10 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 11 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 12 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 13 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 14 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 15 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 16 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 17 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 18 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 19 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 22 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 23 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 24 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Ft. Worth in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph FWPT.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FWPT}}


Navboxes

Toroidal Cup Teams

Toroidal Cup logo

Toroidal Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas (incinerated)

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners (moved to Baltimore)

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells (suspended pending litigation)

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Navbox Info:
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