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Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
"Tuned up!"
Team Information
Name Ft. Worth Piano Tuners Abbreviation FWPT Nickname Tuners, Cheaters Primary Color #ef6f6c Logo    Hometown Ft. Worth Stadium The Ft. Emoji 🎹 Status Canceled, rebranded as Baltimore Piano Tuners
Rivalry Crowns
Texas Crown
Favorites
Integer 8 Movie Dallas
Divination
Element Water Power Word Cheater Card 8♦
Motto
Ludum fefellimus sed mortem fallere non potuimus (We cheated the game, but we could not cheat death)
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Hellmouth Cup

Atonal Lattice Theory

The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners operate on a computational substrate known to Golly theorists as an "atonal lattice." In a standard cellular automata game, cells update in a perfect rhythmic cascade, where generation N becomes generation N+1 all across the grid. However, the Piano Tuners, true to their nature, have a catastrophic inability to keep this rhythm. Their cells update asynchronously, firing in random bursts like weird experimental jazz with no time signature. The typical outcome is a hilarious tangle of formations, all Piano Tuners, which spiral into chaos. This is what makde them Party Animals (more Partytime speed runs than any other team). But in some rare cases, instead of being one beat behind in each generation, their patterns are one step ahead, and they can engulf their opponents, anticipating each move, while the random shifting time signatures make the attacks impossible to defend against. When the chaos works, they are unstoppable; when it doesn't, they are Party Animals.

Ft. Worth in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FWPT}}

• In Season 2 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas 1-3.
• In Season 4 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 5 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 6 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Season 7 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Season 8 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 10 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 11 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-1.
• In Season 12 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas 1-3.
• In Season 13 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 14 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Hellmouth Cup Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Season 15 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-3.
• In Season 16 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Season 17 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Orlando Business Majors , 3-4.
• In Season 18 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 19 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 1-4.
• In Season 22 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 1-3.
• In Season 23 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Season 24 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.

Toroidal Cup

Ft. Worth in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FWPT}}

• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Baltimore Texas and the Tucson Butchers .
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 8 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 13 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2.
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers , 2-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas .
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Long Beach Flightless Birds and the Seattle Sneakers .