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The '''Boylston Boogers''' are a Golly team from the Boylston Street Station in downtown Boston, Massachussetts. The Boogers joined the league in Season 14, when the {{CTeam|ATL}} became the [[Atlanta Quitter Sharks]] and quit the Golly league.  The Boogers are cross-town rivals with the {{CTeam|AA}}, and the Boogers and Arsonists have been frenemies since childhood. Each year they compete for the [[MTA Crown]].
 
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{{Infobox team
 
{{Infobox team
 
| name = Boylston Boogers
 
| name = Boylston Boogers
 
| abbr = BB
 
| abbr = BB
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| nickname = Boogs
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| color = 697a21
 
| color = 697a21
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| league = Hot
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| emoji = 🐽
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| division = Water
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| slogan = Boogers Bounce Back!
 
| slogan = Boogers Bounce Back!
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| hometown = Boylston Station, Green Line, Boston
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| motto = ''[[Ex medio omnia]]''<br />
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| celebrity_mascot = [https://twitter.com/BfWinkler Nic Winkler]
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(From the center, everything)
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| stadium =  
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| rivals = [[Alewife Arsonists]] ([[MTA Crown]])
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| hometown = Boston, MA
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| antirivals =
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| stadium = Boylston Street Station, Green Line
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| arcana = The Empress
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| arcana_title = Daughter of the Mighty Ones
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| status = Active
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| emoji =  
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| crowns =
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* [[MTA Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
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* [[Southbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|OSHA}}
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| mixtape = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OwBqVrkSUj3o4mOypf3N6?si=0489104956a74d9b 🐽Boylston🐽Boogers🐽]
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| integer = 1001
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| movie =  
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| word = Moist
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| element = Water
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| playing_card = 8♣
 
}}
 
}}
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{{BBTeamOverview}}
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=Hellmouth Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup BB}}
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===Posters===
  
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==Team Character==
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[[Image:Season23_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
  
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==Boogers in the Hellmouth Cup==
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=Toroidal Cup=
  
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==Boogers in the Toroidal Cup==
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==History==
  
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==Season by Season Summary==
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==Boylston in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
  
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===Hellmouth Cup Summary===
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===Chart===
  
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The [[Boylston Boogers]] joined the Golly league in [[Season 14]], when the {{CTeam|ATL}} were banished from Golly.
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[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
  
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A brief season-by-season summary:
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup BB}}
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===Posters===
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason4_Poster.png|500px]]
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason11_Poster.png|500px]]
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=Rainbow Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup BB}}
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=Klein Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup BB}}
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=Hellmouth II Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Hellmouth II Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup BB}}
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=Hellmouth III Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup BB}}
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=Hellmouth IV Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Hellmouth IV Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup BB}}
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=Hellmouth V Cup=
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==History==
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==Boylston in the Hellmouth V Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_BB.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup BB}}
  
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* In [[Season 14]] the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated their [[MTA Crown]] rivals the {{CTeam|AA}} in the Hot League Division Series, but were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SAC}}, the eventual champions.
 
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* In [[Season 15]] the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|DECO}}.
 
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* In [[Season 16]] the Boylston Boogers did not make the playoffs. They tied with the {{CTeam|ORL}} for first Hot League team to [[Partytime]] on Day 47.
 
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* In [[Season 18]] the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SFBS}}.
 
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* In [[Season 22]] the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|ORL}}.
 
  
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===Toroidal Cup Summary===
 
  
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
 
  
 
==Art==
 
==Art==
  
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===Logo===
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===Minimalist Logo===
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The Boogers announced a rebranding at the end of the [[Hellmouth Cup]], and came out with a new minimalist Boylston Boogers logo:
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[[Image:BoylstonBoogersLogo_Minimalist.png|200px]]
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The press conference revealing the logo coincided with a press conference held by the {{CTeam|AA}} across town in which the Arsonists also revealed their redesigned, minimalist logo that was remarkably similar:
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[[Image:AlewifeArsonistsLogo_Minimalist.png|500px]]
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Litigation has been ongoing since then, and continues to this day. It is widely suspected that the Boogers and Arsonists hired the same graphic designer for their logo redesign, leading to the similar logos. After the logo release fiasco, both teams hired the same lawyers to sue their cross-town rival.
  
 
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{{Navbox golly teams}}
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{{BBTeamCategories}}

Latest revision as of 09:19, 26 September 2025

Boylston Boogers
Boylston Boogers logo
"Boogers Bounce Back!"
Team Information
Name Boylston Boogers
Abbreviation BB
Nickname Boogs
Primary Color #697a21
Logo  BB.png 
Hometown Boston, MA
Stadium Boylston Street Station, Green Line
Emoji 🐽
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1001
Divination
Element Water
Power Word Moist
Card 8♣
Motto

Ex medio omnia

(From the center, everything)
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

The BB.png Boylston Boogers are a Golly team from the Boylston Street Station in downtown Boston, Massachusetts. The Boogers joined the league in Season 14, when the ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks became the Atlanta Quitter Sharks and quit the Golly league. The Boogers are cross-town rivals with the AA.png Alewife Arsonists ; each year they compete for the MTA Crown.

The Boylston Street Station, home stadium of the BB.png Boylston Boogers , is one of Boston's oldest stations, and is a landmark of historic tile and wrought iron. The design of the station stands in contrast to the Brutalist Concrete Cathedral (a.k.a. Alewife Station, home of the Red Line rivals, the AA.png Alewife Arsonists . Boogers describe Alewife Station as a soulless concrete monstrosity, while the Arsonists will describe Boylston Street Station as a confused, disintegrating burrito of subway tubes and stairwells. The architectural holy war has been greatly exacerbated by Goober Boylston (no relation), an architecture critic for the Boston Tribune and unofficial spokesperson for the Boogers. Boylston is the main author of the Boylston sports column, Boylston on Boylston Violence.

The Boogers take a "Center of the Universe" philosophy, embodied by their team motto, Ex medio omnia (from the center, everything). This stands in direct contrast to the "End of the Line" philosophy of the Arsonists. Boogers fans are "Centerists" who believe that Boylston Street Station is the hub of Boston, and that Boston is the hub of the universe. Boogers often utilize patterns that begin with a center core and emerge outward, and often collapse when reaching the "unimportant" edges of the grid.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Boylston in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Posters

Season23 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Toroidal Cup

History

Boylston in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Posters

ToroidalSeason4 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason11 Poster.png

Rainbow Cup

History

Boylston in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Klein Cup

History

Boylston in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Boylston in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Boylston in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Boylston in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Boylston in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph BB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}



Art

The Boogers announced a rebranding at the end of the Hellmouth Cup, and came out with a new minimalist Boylston Boogers logo:

BoylstonBoogersLogo Minimalist.png

The press conference revealing the logo coincided with a press conference held by the AA.png Alewife Arsonists across town in which the Arsonists also revealed their redesigned, minimalist logo that was remarkably similar:

AlewifeArsonistsLogo Minimalist.png

Litigation has been ongoing since then, and continues to this day. It is widely suspected that the Boogers and Arsonists hired the same graphic designer for their logo redesign, leading to the similar logos. After the logo release fiasco, both teams hired the same lawyers to sue their cross-town rival.

Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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Golly League Teams

Hellmouth Cup logo

Hellmouth Cup
Teams

Toroidal Cup logo

Toroidal Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas (incinerated)

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners (moved to Baltimore)

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells (suspended pending litigation)

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks (quitters)

Navbox Info:
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Rainbow Cup Teams

Rainbow Cup logo

Rainbow Cup
Teams 		Unwest League, Cold Division

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

Unwest League, Northunwest Division

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

Unwest League, South Division

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

MW.png Mobile Wheels

West League, Mountain Division

EA.png Elko Astronauts

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

GJC.png Grand Junction Conjunctions

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

West League, Pacific Division

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

VV.png Vegas Vampires

West League, Southwest Division

TB.png Tucson Butchers

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

Navbox Info:
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