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==Season by Season Summary==
 
==Season by Season Summary==
  
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* In [[Season 2]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|TB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|ORL}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Season 3]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Season 5]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} 4-2.
 
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* In [[Season 6]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 9]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|LBFB}}.
 
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* In [[Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|TB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 11]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|FWPT}}.
 
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* In [[Season 13]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SS}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Season 14]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 16]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|FF}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 4-1.
 
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===Toroidal Cup Summary===
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 1]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 3]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|SS}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They swept the {{CTeam|SGE}} 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 6]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SLC}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 7]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|TB}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|TB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 12]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 15]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|FWPT}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 16]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 18]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SS}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 21]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|SLC}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SAC}} 4-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 24]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 2-3.
 
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 1]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|FF}} and the {{CTeam|SFBS}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 2]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|VV}} and the {{CTeam|LBFB}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|SDBA}}. They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|DECO}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 15]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|ABQ}} and the {{CTeam|SDBA}}.
 
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===Klein Cup Summary===
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 5]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 7]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FF}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Klein Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 9]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|BPT}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|FF}} 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 4-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 12]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|BPT}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 15]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FF}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 18]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SLC}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|FF}} 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Klein Cup Series to the {{CTeam|FFF}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 19]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FF}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SS}} 2-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 20]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|FF}}.
 
  
 
==Art==
 
==Art==

Revision as of 18:55, 26 December 2022

Elko Astronauts
Elko Astronauts logo
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts
Abbreviation EA
Primary Color #a0e7e5
Logo  EA.png 
Hometown Elko
Emoji 🛰
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Mixtape Elko🛰Astronauts🛰
Movie Alien (Director's Cut)
Divination
Element Air
Power Word Outerspace
Motto
 
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The EA.png Elko Astronauts (The Stros) are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

Team Character

The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.

Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.

Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.

Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup

Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for EA.png Elko Astronauts .

Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup

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  • In Season 1 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 8 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 12 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 22 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.


Elko Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Rainbow Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Klein Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth II Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth III Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth V Cup

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Art

Cup Posters

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Season3 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season5 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season13 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season16 HellmouthCup Poster.png

ToroidalSeason3 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason6 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason21 Poster.png

Navboxes

Golly League Teams

Hellmouth Cup logo

Hellmouth Cup
Teams

Toroidal Cup logo

Toroidal Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas (incinerated)

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners (moved to Baltimore)

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells (suspended pending litigation)

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks (quitters)

Navbox Info:
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Rainbow Cup Teams

Rainbow Cup logo

Rainbow Cup
Teams 		Unwest League, Cold Division

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

Unwest League, Northunwest Division

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

Unwest League, South Division

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

MW.png Mobile Wheels

West League, Mountain Division

EA.png Elko Astronauts

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

GJC.png Grand Junction Conjunctions

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

West League, Pacific Division

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

VV.png Vegas Vampires

West League, Southwest Division

TB.png Tucson Butchers

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

Navbox Info:
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