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The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked among the worst team in the league, in addition to being rated least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances, partly due to the fact that no one has ever seen a Deleware Corporate Shells game, except for a select few millionaires and billionaires. The Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consists of 50 exclusive high-end luxury suites, occupied by season ticket holders who have also paid to jump to the top of the 10-year waiting list for Delaware Corporate Shells season tickets. Access to the stadium and adjacent 3-mile radius is strictly limited to an exclusive, elite group, and it is an international no fly zone.
 
The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked among the worst team in the league, in addition to being rated least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances, partly due to the fact that no one has ever seen a Deleware Corporate Shells game, except for a select few millionaires and billionaires. The Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consists of 50 exclusive high-end luxury suites, occupied by season ticket holders who have also paid to jump to the top of the 10-year waiting list for Delaware Corporate Shells season tickets. Access to the stadium and adjacent 3-mile radius is strictly limited to an exclusive, elite group, and it is an international no fly zone.
  
Delaware Corporate Shells games are all televised; a single-season cable television package for all Delaware Corporate Shells games costs approximately the same as installing a helicopter pad on a corporate yacht. No accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which has never happened.
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Delaware Corporate Shells games are all televised, but the single-season package to watch all Delaware Corporate Shells games costs approximately 10,000 times more than the single-season package to watch games for any other Golly team. No accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which has never happened.
  
Each time the Corporate Shells win a Cup series, everyone nickanmes it "The Forgotten Series." Everyone collectively refers to "The Forgotten Series" as a single series, despite the fact that multiple Cup series wins have been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series."
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Each time the Corporate Shells win a Cup series, everyone nicknames it "The Forgotten Series." Everyone collectively refers to "The Forgotten Series" as a single series, despite the fact that multiple Cup series wins have been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series."
  
 
==Team Character==
 
==Team Character==

Revision as of 22:09, 26 December 2022

Delaware Corporate Shells
Delaware Corporate Shells logo
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington, DE
Stadium The Lux
Emoji 🏢
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Motto
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked among the worst team in the league, in addition to being rated least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances, partly due to the fact that no one has ever seen a Deleware Corporate Shells game, except for a select few millionaires and billionaires. The Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consists of 50 exclusive high-end luxury suites, occupied by season ticket holders who have also paid to jump to the top of the 10-year waiting list for Delaware Corporate Shells season tickets. Access to the stadium and adjacent 3-mile radius is strictly limited to an exclusive, elite group, and it is an international no fly zone.

Delaware Corporate Shells games are all televised, but the single-season package to watch all Delaware Corporate Shells games costs approximately 10,000 times more than the single-season package to watch games for any other Golly team. No accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which has never happened.

Each time the Corporate Shells win a Cup series, everyone nicknames it "The Forgotten Series." Everyone collectively refers to "The Forgotten Series" as a single series, despite the fact that multiple Cup series wins have been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series."

Team Character

Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

Embezzlement Scandals

The Delaware Embezzlement Scandals are a series of scandals involving the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells . These scandals have mainly hit during seasons in which the Shells are performing badly.

The scandals have been underreported, and mentions of the scandals laregely scrubbed from published literature, due to numerous conditions related to class action settlements paid out by the Delaware Corporate Shells, who have yet to make a single public statement about the scandals.

There has been some speculation in Delaware newspapers that, due to the frequency of these embezzlement scandals, the Delaware Corporate Shells may have some kind of proclivity toward money, and an irrational, possibly irresistable desire to obtain more of it. This has not been confirmed, but has resulted in multiple lawsuits involving Delaware newspapers and various shell corporations.

Shells in the Toroidal Cup

In Toroidal/Season 21 the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells were suspended from the league pending ongoing litigation related to the Cancel Texas Memo. They were replaced by the VV.png Vegas Vampires .

Shells in the Rainbow Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells .

Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

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{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}

  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Toroidal Cup

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{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Rainbow Cup

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{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Klein Cup

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{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth II Cup

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{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth III Cup

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{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth V Cup

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{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

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Cup Posters

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