Delaware Corporate Shells

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Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington
Emoji 🏒
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Motto
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked as the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances. Their Hellmouth Cup series win in Season 7 has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since everyone forgets about it. What were we talking about?

The high points of the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells franchise continued to be neglected, ignored, and forgotten through the Toroidal Cup, despite the fact that they were the first-ever Toroidal Cup champions. That Toroidal/Season 1 cup series used to have a nickname, but everyone has since forgotten what it is. The only thing anyone agrees on for certain about the Toroidal/Season 1 cup series, is that the SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals lost.

Team Character

Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

Embezzlement Scandals

The Corporate Shells have been involved in several embezzlement scandals, each coinciding with poor season performance by the Corporate Shells. Many critics believe that the Corporate Shells exhibit a great deal of natural talent for the splort of Golly, and could take it to a new level, if they would only set aside their various money-making schemes and focus on the splort.

Shells in the Toroidal Cup

In Toroidal/Season 21 the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells were suspended from the league pending ongoing litigation related to the Cancel Texas Memo. They were replaced by the VV.png Vegas Vampires .

Shells in the Rainbow Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells .

Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

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{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}

  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Toroidal Cup

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{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Rainbow Cup

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{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Klein Cup

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{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth II Cup

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{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth III Cup

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{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth V Cup

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{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

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Cup Posters

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