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| name = Elko Astronauts
 
| name = Elko Astronauts
 
| abbr = EA
 
| abbr = EA
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| nickname = The Stros
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| color = a0e7e5
 
| color = a0e7e5
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| league = Cold
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| secondary_color = 283a3a
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| division = Fire
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| emoji = 🛰
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| slogan = Where the f--k are we?
 
| slogan = Where the f--k are we?
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| motto = ''[[Ad astra per aspera]]''<br />
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(To the stars through difficulties)
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| hometown = Elko
 
| hometown = Elko
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| celebrity_mascot = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Conrad Pete Conrad]
 
 
| stadium =  
 
| stadium =  
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| rivals = [[Salt Lake Turbulence]] ([[Jetstream Crown]])
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| antirivals = [[Tucson Butchers]] ([[Cactus Crown]])
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| crowns =
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| arcana = The Sun (XIX)
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* [[Cactus Crown]] {{TeamLogo|TB}}
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| arcana_title = Lord of the Fire of the World
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* [[Jetstream Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SLC}}
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| emoji = 🛰
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* [[Bigger Town High Ground Crown]] {{TeamLogo|GJC}}
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* [[Thank You For Not Smoking Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
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| mixtape = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3U1iA3rfCBhi442VnsCeIQ?si=030de1f00c8d450f Elko🛰Astronauts🛰]
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| movie = Alien (Director's Cut)
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| integer = 1,000,000,007
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| word = Outerspace
 
| word = Outerspace
 
| element = Air
 
| element = Air
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| movie = Alien (Director's Cut)
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| playing_card = J♣
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| playlist = [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3U1iA3rfCBhi442VnsCeIQ?si=030de1f00c8d450f Elko🛰Astronauts🛰]
 
 
}}
 
}}
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The {{CTeam|EA}} (The Stros) are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the [[Hellmouth Cup]] in [[Season 1]].
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{{EATeamOverview}}
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=Hellmouth Cup=
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==History==
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==Elko in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup EA}}
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==Promotional Posters==
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<gallery>
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Season2_HellmouthCup_Poster.png
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Season3_HellmouthCup_Poster.png
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Season5_HellmouthCup_Poster.png
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Season13_HellmouthCup_Poster.png
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Season16_HellmouthCup_Poster.png
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</gallery>
  
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==Team Character==
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=Toroidal Cup=
  
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The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.
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==History==
  
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Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.
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==Elko in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
  
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Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.
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===Chart===
  
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==Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup==
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[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
  
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==Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup==
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===Summary===
  
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==Season by Season Summary==
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{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
  
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===Hellmouth Cup Summary===
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{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup EA}}
  
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* In [[Season 2]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|TB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|ORL}}, 2-4.
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==Promotional Posters==
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* In [[Season 3]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Season 5]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} 4-2.
 
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* In [[Season 6]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 9]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|LBFB}}.
 
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* In [[Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|TB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 11]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|FWPT}}.
 
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* In [[Season 13]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SS}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Season 14]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 16]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|FF}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 4-1.
 
  
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===Toroidal Cup Summary===
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason3_Poster.png|500px]]
  
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 1]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 1-3.
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason6_Poster.png|500px]]
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 3]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|SS}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BTX}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They swept the {{CTeam|SGE}} 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 6]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SLC}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 7]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|TB}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|TB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 12]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 15]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the {{CTeam|FWPT}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 16]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 18]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|SS}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 21]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They swept the {{CTeam|SLC}} 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SAC}} 4-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 24]] the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 2-3.
 
  
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason21_Poster.png|500px]]
  
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 1]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|FF}} and the {{CTeam|SFBS}}.
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=Rainbow Cup=
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 2]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|VV}} and the {{CTeam|LBFB}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 10]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|SDBA}}. They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|DECO}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 15]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|ABQ}} and the {{CTeam|SDBA}}.
 
  
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===Klein Cup Summary===
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==History==
  
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* In [[Klein/Season 5]] the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They lost the Cold League Division Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 2-3.
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==Elko in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
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* In [[Klein/Season 7]] the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FF}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series. They lost the Klein Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 9]] the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They defeated the {{CTeam|BPT}} 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|FF}} 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 4-3.
 
  
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==Art==
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===Performance Chart===
  
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===Logo===
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[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
  
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===Cup Posters===
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===Summary===
  
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[[Image:Season2_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
  
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[[Image:Season3_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup EA}}
  
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[[Image:Season5_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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=Klein Cup=
  
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[[Image:Season13_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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==History==
  
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[[Image:Season16_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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==Elko in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
  
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason3_Poster.png|500px]]
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
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{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup EA}}
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=Hellmouth II Cup=
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==History==
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==Elko in the Hellmouth II Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup EA}}
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=Hellmouth III Cup=
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==History==
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==Elko in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup EA}}
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=Hellmouth IV Cup=
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==History==
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==Elko in the Hellmouth IV Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup EA}}
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=Hellmouth V Cup=
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==History==
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==Elko in the Hellmouth V Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_EA.png|800px]]
  
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason6_Poster.png|500px]]
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===Summary===
  
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason21_Poster.png|500px]]
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{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
  
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==Navboxes==
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup EA}}
  
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{{Navbox golly teams}}
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=Navboxes=
  
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{{Navbox rainbow teams}}
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{{Navbox hellmouth v teams}}
  
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[[Category:EA]]
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{{EATeamCategories}}
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[[Category:Hellmouth Cup]]
 
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[[Category:Toroidal Cup]]
 
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[[Category:Rainbow Cup]]
 
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[[Category:Teams]]
 

Latest revision as of 00:51, 1 November 2025

Elko Astronauts
Elko Astronauts logo
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts
Abbreviation EA
Nickname The Stros
Primary Color #a0e7e5
Secondary Color #283a3a
Logo  EA.png 
Hometown Elko
Emoji 🛰
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape Elko🛰Astronauts🛰
Integer 1,000,000,007
Movie Alien (Director's Cut)
Divination
Element Air
Power Word Outerspace
Card J♣
Motto

Ad astra per aspera

(To the stars through difficulties)
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

The EA.png Elko Astronauts are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.

Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.

Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}

  • In Season 1 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 8 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 12 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 22 the Elko Astronauts did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.


Promotional Posters

  • Season2 HellmouthCup Poster.png
  • Season3 HellmouthCup Poster.png
  • Season5 HellmouthCup Poster.png
  • Season13 HellmouthCup Poster.png
  • Season16 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Toroidal Cup

History

Elko in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Promotional Posters

ToroidalSeason3 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason6 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason21 Poster.png

Rainbow Cup

History

Elko in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Klein Cup

History

Elko in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Elko in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph EA.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}


Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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