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Revision as of 18:26, 19 July 2025

Alewife Arsonists
Alewife Arsonists logo
"Burn it down!"
Team Information
Name Alewife Arsonists
Abbreviation AA
Primary Color #ff1717
Logo  AA.png 
Hometown Alewife, Boston, MA
Stadium The Concrete Cathedral (a.k.a. Alewife Station), Red Line
Emoji 🔥
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape Alewife🔥Arsonists🔥
Integer 25
Movie Backdraft
Divination
Element Fire
Power Word Troublemakers
Motto
Ex finibus ignis
 
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The AA.png Alewife Arsonists are a collective of commuters who hail from the Alewife Station of the Boston MTA Red Line.

The Concrete Cathedral (a.k.a. Alewife Station), home stadium of the AA.png Alewife Arsonists , is not merely a subway station; it is a massive intermodal transit hub, and celebrated masterpiece of Brutalist architecture. It is where the Red Line subway, a sprawling multi-story parking garage, and a cavernous busway all collide. It is the fabled End of the Line, the final stop on the Red Line, the place where the city's main artery frays into the suburbs and the adjacent Alewife Brook Reservation swampland.

The AA.png Alewife Arsonists draw their power from three distinct sources within Alewife Station, a commuting trinity of urban motion:

  • The Altar of Steel (Subway Platform): This is where matches are held, on the South End of Platform B. The game grid is a shimmering projection of light directly over the third rail. it draws its energy from the raw, pungent electricity powering the Red Line. The screech of an arriving train is the opening bell, while the automated "Stand clear of the closing doors" can freeze opposing teams like deer in the hedalights.
  • The Altar of Fumes (Busway): The Arsonists feed off of the commuter rage and chaotic energy of the commute. The cacophany of buses and clouds of diesel fumes fill the cavernous bus terminal. Psychic entities of the Alewife Arsonists can cause the idling buses to rev their engines in unison, sending waves of thick, vision-obscuring, pattern-disrupting diesel fumes onto the platform — a valuable home-field advantage.
  • The Altar of Rust (The Garage): The fans, as well as various unseen entities and generational spirits, plus a few ghosts, are not permitted to enter the hazardous platform area to watch matches in person. Instead, they gather in their traditional seats: the thousands of abandoned, rusted-out vehicles that haunt the dark corners of the Alewife Station parking garage, one of the largest and most confusing concrete labyrinths in the Commonwealth. There, they tune in to The Spark, a pirate radio broadcast emanating from deep within Alewife Station, and listen to the announcer, the mysterious Brake Master Cylinder, call the Alewife games in that signature gravelly voice.

The AA.png Alewife Arsonists are known for showering their opponents with chirps during games. They create a collective chorus of shouts, channeling every Townie who has ever shouted at a passing yuppie from a triple-parked sedan, every Southie who's ever shouted from the porch to keep walking, every Boston driver who's ever been cut off by someone who had to cross 4 lanes of traffic to do it, every Red Sox fan when there's a Yankee on the field. One of the Arsonists' favorite battle cries, reserved for their bitter rivals the BB.png Boylston Boogers , is "GO BACK TO WELLESLEY!"

Arsonist patterns are fueled by a mix of commuter impatience and frustration, plus an erratic aggressiveness that is prone to causing self-destructive flameouts. They don't win by being better than their opponents, they win by wearing down their opponents with noise, throwing them off guard with their erratic and aggressive play, and wearing them out until their defenses are lowered, at which point they either go for the win, or self-immolate.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Alewife in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Toroidal Cup

History

Alewife in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

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Summary

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Rainbow Cup

History

Alewife in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Klein Cup

History

Alewife in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth II Cup

History

Alewife in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth III Cup

History

Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Alewife in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth V Cup

History

Alewife in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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