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| name = Sacramento Boot Lickers
 
| name = Sacramento Boot Lickers
 
| abbr = SAC
 
| abbr = SAC
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| nickname = The Lickers<br />
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The Licks
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| color = ffb627
 
| color = ffb627
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| nickname = The Lickers
 
 
| emoji = 💋
 
| emoji = 💋
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| slogan = You're the best!
 
| slogan = You're the best!
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| motto = ''[[Mors lupi agnis vita]]''<br />
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(The death of the wolf is life to the lambs)
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| hometown = Sacramento, CA
 
| hometown = Sacramento, CA
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| stadium =  
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| stadium = The Treehouse
 
| crowns =
 
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* [[Cali Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SFBS}}
 
* [[Cali Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SFBS}}
 
* [[Match Made in Hell Crown]] {{TeamLogo|BPT}}
 
* [[Match Made in Hell Crown]] {{TeamLogo|BPT}}
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| word = Obsequious
 
| word = Obsequious
 
| element = Fire
 
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The {{CTeam|SAC}} (The Lickers) are a Golly team from Sacramento, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams. Their rivalry with the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]], the [[Cali Crown]], is a rivalry unrivaled in ferocity. The Boot Lickers' eagerness to please can often result in small events or a few trifling words creating situations that grow more and more complicated, until they spiral out of control and become momentous life-or-death situations involving complex moral decisions. The Boot Lickers have trouble making decisions and routinely defer to others when making decisions.
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{{SACTeamOverview}}
  
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==Team Character==
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=Hellmouth Cup=
  
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==Boot Lickers in the Hellmouth Cup==
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==History==
  
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===Season 4 Bankruptcy===
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===Bankruptcy===
  
 
{{Main|Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy}}
 
{{Main|Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy}}
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{{BootLickersSeason4BankruptcySummaryFragment}}
 
{{BootLickersSeason4BankruptcySummaryFragment}}
  
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===Season 21 Hellmouth Cup Thank You Card===
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===Hellmouth Cup Thank You Card===
  
 
{{BootLickersSeason21ThankYouCardFragment}}
 
{{BootLickersSeason21ThankYouCardFragment}}
  
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==Boot Lickers in the Toroidal Cup==
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==Sacramento in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
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==Boot Lickers in the Rainbow Cup==
 
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==Season by Season Summary==
 
  
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{{SeasonBySeason SAC}}
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===Performance Chart===
  
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==Art==
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[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
  
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===Logo and Branding===
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===Summary===
  
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When the Sacramento Boot Lickers commissioned an artist to create the team logo, the team could not agree on any ideas for the logo. Whenever anyone suggested an idea, all the other Boot Lickers would chime in that it was the best idea they'd ever heard, and was a stroke of pure genius, and was sure to knock everyone's socks off. After several weeks of this, the artist quit, and the Boot Lickers, left penniless, were forced to ask the [[Artists Union]] to create a logo. The logo was created with no input from the team. They think that it's the best.
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{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
  
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[[Image:SAC_Logo.png|400px]]
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup SAC}}
  
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===Cup Posters===
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==Promotional Posters==
  
 
[[Image:Season4_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
 
[[Image:Season4_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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[[Image:Season21_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
 
[[Image:Season21_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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=Toroidal Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
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===Chart===
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[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup SAC}}
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==Promotional Posters==
  
 
[[Image:ToroidalSeason7_Poster.png|500px]]
 
[[Image:ToroidalSeason7_Poster.png|500px]]
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason21_Poster.png|500px]]
 
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==Navboxes==
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=Rainbow Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup SAC}}
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=Klein Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup SAC}}
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=Hellmouth II Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Hellmouth II Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup SAC}}
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=Hellmouth III Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup SAC}}
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=Hellmouth IV Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Hellmouth IV Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup SAC}}
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=Hellmouth V Cup=
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==History==
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==Sacramento in the Hellmouth V Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_SAC.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup SAC}}
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==Logo==
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[[Image:SAC_Logo.png|400px]]
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{{Navbox hellmouth v teams}}
 
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{{SACTeamCategories}}
 
{{SACTeamCategories}}

Revision as of 03:23, 27 October 2025

Sacramento Boot Lickers
Sacramento Boot Lickers logo
"You're the best!"
Team Information
Name Sacramento Boot Lickers
Abbreviation SAC
Nickname

The Lickers

The Licks
Primary Color #ffb627
Logo  SAC.png 
Hometown Sacramento, CA
Stadium The Treehouse
Emoji 💋
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 2
Divination
Element Fire
Power Word Obsequious
Card 2♦
Motto

Mors lupi agnis vita

(The death of the wolf is life to the lambs)
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

The SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers (The Lickers) are a Golly team from Sacramento, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams. Their rivalry with the San Francisco Boat Shoes, the Cali Crown, is a rivalry unrivaled in ferocity. The Boot Lickers' eagerness to please can often result in small events or a few trifling words creating situations that grow more and more complicated, until they spiral out of control and become momentous life-or-death situations involving complex moral decisions. The Boot Lickers have trouble making decisions and routinely defer to others when making decisions.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Bankruptcy

Main: Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy

The Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy was an incident that occurred after the Season 4 Hellmouth Cup championship game, which the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers won against the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds .

At the end of the previous season, Sacramento Boot Lickers fans watched with dismay as their bitter rivals, the SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes , skated through the playoffs and claimed victory in a questionable Hellmouth Cup victory that was later tainted by scandal and litigation. As the Season 4 postseason approached, the Boot Lickers fan base was hungry for a postseason run, and the Boat Shoes were out of postseason contention, setting the stage.

The Boot Lickers finished the season in first place, beat the ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks and DET.png Detroit Grape Chews to clinch the Hot League pennant, and finished off the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds in the Hellmouth Cup.

Following their Season 4 Hellmouth Cup championship victory, the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers fan base celebrated in downtown Sacramento. During the celebration, several vehicles caught fire and were immolated. The scene that unfolded was an attempt by Boot Lickers fans to channel the Spirit of the Primal Fire and set the stage for the Final Judgement, which, sadly for Boot Lickers fans, did not occur.

In addition to vehicles being immolated, a single small group of individuals managed to topple a radio tower, which, being quite tall, caused extensive property damage to houses and buildings for several blocks.

Word of the destruction soon reached the Boot Lickers' clubhouse. Distressed at the thought of inconveniencing fellow Sacramentonians, all 120,000 members of the Sacramento Boot Lickers piled onto the team bus and drove to downtown Sacramento, where they scoured the streets looking for damaged property or burned vehicles, and left business cards with contact information and apologies for causing the damage.

The resulting flurry of legal suits and insurance claims against the team following these events buried the Sacramento Boot Lickers in legal costs. Their finances were completely wiped out, and one week after winning the Hellmouth Cup champion title, the Boot Lickers declared bankruptcy and began "reorganizing".

Hellmouth Cup Thank You Card

After the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence beat the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers in the Season 21 Hellmouth Cup, all of the players on the Boot Lickers pitched in to buy a comically oversized, 6-foot-tall thank-you card, signed by all 120,000 players on the Sacramento Boot Lickers, thanking the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence for beating them in the Hellmouth Cup and congratulating the Turbulence on being the first-ever Golly expansion team to win a Hellmouth Cup championship.

When the card was delivered, the Salt Lake Turbulence had no idea what to do with it. They left it outside the front office propped against a dirty pile of snow for three days while the team deliberated. On the third day, the team invited a large crowd to the front steps of their team clubhouse and they burned the thank you card in effigy before the crowd. They put out a vague press release citing the spirits of Golly, something about rising from the ashes, invoking some kind of ancestors, and calling the matter done.

Two weeks later, all of the players of the Boot Lickers signed and sent a thank you card to thank the Salt Lake Turbulence for the beautiful and moving ceremony. The Salt Lake Turbulence burned the second thank-you card unceremoniously.

Sacramento in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}

  • In Season 1 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 4 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 5 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 6 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 11 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 12 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 13 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 14 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 17 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 21 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 22 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.


Promotional Posters

Season4 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season14 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season21 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Toroidal Cup

History

Sacramento in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Promotional Posters

ToroidalSeason7 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason13 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason15 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason16 Poster.png

ToroidalSeason21 Poster.png

Rainbow Cup

History

Sacramento in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Klein Cup

History

Sacramento in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}

  • In Klein/Season 2 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the TB.png Tucson Butchers .
  • In Klein/Season 3 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 4 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 5 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
  • In Klein/Season 7 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 8 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 10 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 11 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 12 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • In Klein/Season 14 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 16 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 17 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 18 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 19 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 20 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 21 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 22 the Sacramento Boot Lickers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 23 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Klein/Season 24 the Sacramento Boot Lickers did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Sacramento in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Sacramento in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Sacramento in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Sacramento in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph SAC.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SAC}}


Art

SAC Logo.png

Navboxes

Hellmouth V League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth V Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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