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Elko Astronauts
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts Abbreviation EA Nickname The Stros Primary Color #a0e7e5 Secondary Color #283a3a Logo    Hometown Elko Emoji 🛰 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Cactus Crown    Jetstream Crown    Bigger Town High Ground Crown    Thank You For Not Smoking Crown
Favorites
Mixtape Elko🛰Astronauts🛰 Integer 1,000,000,007 Movie Alien (Director's Cut)
Divination
Element Air Power Word Outerspace Card J♣
Motto
Ad astra per aspera (To the stars through difficulties)
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The Elko Astronauts are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.

Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.

Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.

Hellmouth Cup

Elko in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Orlando Business Majors , 2-4.
• In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
• In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-2.
• In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.
• In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-1.

Toroidal Cup

Elko in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

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Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}

• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Toroidal/Season 21 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.

Rainbow Cup

Elko in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Rainbow/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls and the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Vegas Vampires and the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the San Diego Balloon Animals .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Rainbow/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks and the San Diego Balloon Animals .

Klein Cup

Elko in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Klein/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes , 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3.
• In Klein/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 19 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls .

Hellmouth II Cup

Elko in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}

• In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-2.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 3-4.

Hellmouth III Cup

Elko in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}

• In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas II .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 19 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-2.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.

Hellmouth IV Cup

Elko in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas II 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Hellmouth IV Cup Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Boylston Boogers , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.

Hellmouth V Cup

Elko in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}

• In Hellmouth V/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas II .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-1.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas II .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-1.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 23 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.