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| + | The Detroit Grape Chews are a Golly team that joined the league in [[Season 1]]. | ||
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| + | The Grape Chews have earned the nickname '''The Masters of Choke''' because, while they consistently make the playoffs, they have never appeared in, let alone won, a [[Hellmouth Cup]] series. | ||
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| + | A brief season-by-season summary: | ||
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| + | * In [[Season 1]] the Grape Chews were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 2]] the Grape Chews were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the [[Orlando Business Majors]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 3]] the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 4]] the Grape Chews were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the [[Sacramento Boot Lickers]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 5]] the Grape Chews were the #4 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by their [[Midwest Crown]] rivals the [[Milwaukee Flamingos]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 6]] the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the [[Alewife Arsonists]] | ||
| + | * [[Season 7]] was the first season that the Detroit Grape Chews did not make the playoffs. | ||
| + | * In [[Season 8]] the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the [[Alewife Arsonists]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 9]] the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the [[Orlando Business Majors]] | ||
| + | * In [[Season 10]] the Grape Chews did not make the playoffs. | ||
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| + | ==Team Character== | ||
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| + | The Grape Chews are best known for their propensity for starting fistfights over virtually any perceived slight - Grape Chews players are known for their unique mix of aggression and thin skin. | ||
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| + | Universally reviled by the entire Golly fandom, including their own fans, the Grape Chews | ||
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Revision as of 23:22, 15 February 2021
The Detroit Grape Chews are a Golly team from Detroit, Michigan.
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History
The Detroit Grape Chews are a Golly team that joined the league in Season 1.
The Grape Chews have earned the nickname The Masters of Choke because, while they consistently make the playoffs, they have never appeared in, let alone won, a Hellmouth Cup series.
A brief season-by-season summary:
- In Season 1 the Grape Chews were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes
- In Season 2 the Grape Chews were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the Orlando Business Majors
- In Season 3 the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes
- In Season 4 the Grape Chews were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers
- In Season 5 the Grape Chews were the #4 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by their Midwest Crown rivals the Milwaukee Flamingos
- In Season 6 the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists
- Season 7 was the first season that the Detroit Grape Chews did not make the playoffs.
- In Season 8 the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Championship Series by the Alewife Arsonists
- In Season 9 the Grape Chews were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Division Series by the Orlando Business Majors
- In Season 10 the Grape Chews did not make the playoffs.
Team Character
The Grape Chews are best known for their propensity for starting fistfights over virtually any perceived slight - Grape Chews players are known for their unique mix of aggression and thin skin.
Universally reviled by the entire Golly fandom, including their own fans, the Grape Chews
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