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Revision as of 19:32, 26 December 2022

San Francisco Boat Shoes
San Francisco Boat Shoes logo
"Anchors away!"
Team Information
Name San Francisco Boat Shoes
Abbreviation SFBS
Primary Color #e7d7c1
Logo  SFBS.png 
Hometown San Francisco
Emoji ⚓️
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Element Water
Power Word Egocentric
Motto
 
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The SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes (The Shoes) are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams. The Boat Shoes are the prima donnas of the Golly league, seeing themselves as the leading character in all of the ongoing drama in Golly. Their rivalry with the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers , the Cali Crown, is considered the most intense rivalry in Golly.

The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly records and have accomplished many firsts, including:

  • most Hellmouth Cup championships (6)
  • most Hellmouth Cup championship appearances (7)
  • first team to achieve a Dynasty (three championships in one Cup)
  • first team to achieve a Flawless Dynasty (three championships in three attempts)
  • first team to achieve a second Dynasty
  • first team to achieve a Double Flawless Dynasty (six championships in six attempts)
  • first team to achieve two Dynasties in a single Cup (Hellmouth Cup)
  • first Hot League pennant winner
  • team with the most Hellmouth Cup postseason victories all-time (30, which is 8 more than the runner-up)
  • team with the highest postseason winning percentage all-time (55%)
  • only Golly team in any Cup to have a postseason winning percentage over 50%
  • team with the longest winning streak (14 wins, Hellmouth Cup Season 20)
  • last team to win a championship when the fix was in (see Season 3/Fixing Scandal)

Part of the marvel of the Boat Shoes is that their incredible performance in the postseason stands in marked contrast to their completely mediocre performance during the regular season.

Team Character

Disappearance of San Francisco Boat Shoes Fans

Fans of the San Francisco Boat Shoes are known for their loudness and boisterousness and swagger. However, when things go terribly for the San Francisco Boat Shoes, when their season is in flames or they blow it in the Big Game, Boat Shoes fans collectively perform a disappearing act for several weeks. Friends and relatives of Boat Shoes fans sometimes report their relatives and loved ones as missing, resulting in a flood of missing persons reports whenever the Boat Shoes are knocked out of the playoffs or have a particularly bad season.

The unofficial slogan of the San Francisco Boat Shoes fan base is, "When we're winning, you can't stand us. When we're losing, you can't find us." This has become a rallying cry among Boat Shoes fans - when you can find them...

Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup

Season 8 Seattle Sneakers Rivalry or Anti-Rivalry

During Season 8 the Boat Shoes reportedly became obsessed with the meteoric rise of the SS.png Seattle Sneakers and became intensely jealous of the attention the Sneakers received during their Season 8 playoffs run.

The Boat Shoes submitted trademark paperwork for naming rights to any future Crown rivalry that may develop between the Boat Shoe and the Sneakers should they ever face each other in a Hellmouth Cup, including merchandise rights (a major source of revenue for the Boat Shoes).

In response, the Seattle Sneakers issued a press release claiming to have never heard of the "Boat Shoes" and that any footwear-related teams must have been ripping off the Seattle brand, which reportedly enraged Boat Shoes players.

Boat Shoes in the Toroidal Cup

One Point Causes the Decline and Fall of the San Francisco Boat Shoes

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Boat Shoe in the Rainbow Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph SFBS.png

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}

  • In Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 12 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 13 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 18 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • In Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Toroidal Cup

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{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}

  • In Toroidal/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 11 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 14 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 15 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • In Toroidal/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Toroidal/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Rainbow Cup

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{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}

  • In Rainbow/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
    • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls .
    • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations .
  • In Rainbow/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
    • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls .
    • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 65🌈 to finish 19🌈 ahead of the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
  • In Rainbow/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
    • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the SS.png Seattle Sneakers .
    • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 40🌈 to finish 24🌈 behind the first-place SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
  • In Rainbow/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • In Rainbow/Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • In Rainbow/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the West League.


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Klein Cup

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{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth II Cup

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{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth III Cup

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph SFBS.png

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}


San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth V Cup

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{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SFBS}}


Artwork

The Artists Union created this logo for the San Francisco Boat Shoes during Season 14:

SFBS Logo.png

Cup Posters

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Season3 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season6 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season12 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season18 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season20 HellmouthCup Poster.png

Season24 HellmouthCup Poster.png

ToroidalSeason6 Poster.png

Navboxes

Hellmouth Cup Teams

Hellmouth Cup logo

Hellmouth Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

ATL.png Atlanta Glitter Sharks (quitters)

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Toroidal Cup Teams

Toroidal Cup logo

Toroidal Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX.png Baltimore Texas (incinerated)

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners (moved to Baltimore)

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

TB.png Tucson Butchers

Hot Fire Division

DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells (suspended pending litigation)

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

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Rainbow Cup Teams

Rainbow Cup logo

Rainbow Cup
Teams 		Unwest League, Cold Division

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

Unwest League, Northunwest Division

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

Unwest League, South Division

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

ORL.png Orlando Business Majors

LIL.png Louisville Illusionists

MW.png Mobile Wheels

West League, Mountain Division

EA.png Elko Astronauts

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

GJC.png Grand Junction Conjunctions

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

West League, Pacific Division

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

VV.png Vegas Vampires

West League, Southwest Division

TB.png Tucson Butchers

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

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Klein League Teams

Klein Cup logo

Klein Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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