Long Beach Flightless Birds

The Long Beach Flightless Birds are a Golly team from Long Beach, California. The Flightless Birds are most famous for being the first ever Hellmouth Cup champions. They have a long-standing rivalry with their California neighbors, the San Diego Balloon Animals (the Pacific Crown), and developed a rivalry with the Tucson Butchers in Season 10 after two Championship Series matchups (the Salton Sea Crown).

Long Beach Flightless Birds
"Wild. Dumb. Free."
Team Information
Name Long Beach Flightless Birds Abbreviation LBFB Nickname The Birds Primary Color #f2c57c Logo    Hometown Long Beach Stadium N/A Emoji Status Active
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Team Character

More so than any other Golly team, the Long Beach Flightless Birds are truly an embodiment of their team motto: "Wild. Dumb. Free."

Salton Sea Crown and Rivalry with Tucson Butchers

Main: Salton Sea Crown

During Season 10, when the Birds met the Tucson Butchers in the Cold League championship for the third time, the two teams agreed to start a rivalry, which they named the Salton Sea Crown. The two teams meet annually at the Salton Sea, which is the most significant landmark between Long Beach and Tucson that could be agreed upon, for an awards ceremony and festivities.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

The Flightless Birds have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They went on to win the first ever Hellmouth Cup against the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the Sacramento Boot Lickers in the Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 7 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League, but were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Season 10 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League, but were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers (again). This led to the creation of a rivalry and the Salton Sea Crown.
• In Season 12 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Division Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Season 15 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 17 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 18 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They clinched the Cold League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup Surf and Turf Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes in a rematch of the very first Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 19 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They clinched the Cold League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup Surf and Turf Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes in the third matchup of the original Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .

Art

Season 1 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 4 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 7 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 18 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 20 Hellmouth Cup Poster

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