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| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
 
| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
 
| abbr = DECO
 
| abbr = DECO
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| nickname = The Shells
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| color = e7a0e8
 
| color = e7a0e8
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| league = Hot
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| secondary_color = ffffff
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| division = Fire
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| emoji = 💸
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| slogan = By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
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| hometown = Wilmington
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| slogan = By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend unto death the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
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| celebrity_mascot = Bernie Madoff
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| stadium =  
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| motto = ''[[Quid pro quo]]''<br />(This for that)
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| rivals =  
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| antirivals = [[Orlando Business Majors]]
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| hometown = Wilmington, Delaware
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| arcana = The Moon (XVIII)
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| stadium = [[The Lux]]
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| arcana_title = Ruler of Flux and Reflux
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| emoji = 🏢
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| crowns =
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* [[Delawarehousefire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
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| integer = 1,000,000
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| movie = American Psycho
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| element = Earth
 
| word = Sketchy
 
| word = Sketchy
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| element = Earth
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| playing_card = J♠
 
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The {{CTeam|DECO}} are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked as the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances. Their [[Hellmouth Cup]] series win in [[Season 7]] has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since everyone forgets about it. What were we talking about?
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{{DECOTeamOverview}}
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=Hellmouth Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup DECO}}
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=Toroidal Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
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===Chart===
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[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup DECO}}
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=Rainbow Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup DECO}}
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=Klein Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth II Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth III Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==
  
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The high points of the {{CTeam|DECO}} franchise continued to be neglected, ignored, and forgotten through the [[Toroidal Cup]], despite the fact that they were the first-ever Toroidal Cup champions. That [[Toroidal/Season 1]] cup series used to have a nickname, but everyone has since forgotten what it is. The only thing anyone agrees on for certain about the [[Toroidal/Season 1]] cup series, is that the {{CTeam|SDBA}} lost.
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===Performance Chart===
  
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==Team Character==
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[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
  
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==Shells in the Hellmouth Cup==
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===Summary===
  
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===Embezzlement Scandals===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
  
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The Corporate Shells have been involved in [[Delaware Embezzlement Scandals|several embezzlement scandals]], each coinciding with poor season performance by the Corporate Shells. Many critics believe that the Corporate Shells exhibit a great deal of natural talent for the splort of Golly, and could take it to a new level, if they would only set aside their various money-making schemes and focus on the splort.
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup DECO}}
  
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==Shells in the Toriodal Cup==
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=Hellmouth IV Cup=
  
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==Shells in the Rainbow Cup==
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==History==
  
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==Season by Season Summary==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup==
  
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===Hellmouth Cup Summary===
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===Performance Chart===
  
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* In [[Season 1]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 2-3.
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[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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* In [[Season 7]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SAC}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 4-1.
 
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* In [[Season 10]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|MILF}}.
 
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* In [[Season 15]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Season 16]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Season 19]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|AA}}.
 
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* In [[Season 23]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|BB}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Season 24]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 1-3.
 
  
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===Toroidal Cup Summary===
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===Summary===
  
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 1]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 4-2.
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{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 3]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SGE}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 4]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 5]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|SAC}}.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 6]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 7]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SAC}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 12]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 14]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SDBA}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ABQ}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|ORL}} 1-3.
 
  
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup DECO}}
  
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 4]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|ORL}} and the {{CTeam|SGE}}.
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=Hellmouth V Cup=
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 5]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|FFF}} and the {{CTeam|LIL}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 6]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|LIL}}. They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 43🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|LIL}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 7]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|BB}} and the {{CTeam|ORL}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 10]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the {{CTeam|BB}}. They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 64🌈 to finish 12🌈 ahead of the {{CTeam|SDBA}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 11]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|MW}} and the {{CTeam|MILF}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 17]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the {{CTeam|SGE}}. They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 32🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|SGE}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 21]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|MILF}}. They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place {{CTeam|SLC}}.
 
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* In [[Rainbow/Season 22]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the {{CTeam|LIL}}. They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 54🌈 to finish 2🌈 ahead of the {{CTeam|SFBS}}.
 
  
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===Klein Cup Summary===
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==History==
  
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* In [[Klein/Season 2]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SS}} 4-1.
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup==
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* In [[Klein/Season 4]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|VV}} 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SAC}} 4-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 8]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 2-4.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 16]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|MILF}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the {{CTeam|DET}} 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They swept the {{CTeam|SAC}} 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 18]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 22]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|VV}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BB}} 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the {{CTeam|BB}}.
 
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* In [[Klein/Season 23]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}} 2-3.
 
  
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==Art==
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===Performance Chart===
  
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===Corporate Headquarters===
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[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
  
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As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an [[Artists Union]] rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:
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===Summary===
  
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[[Image:Deco_Headquarters.png|500px]]
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{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth VI Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
  
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason1_Poster.png|500px]]
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==Corporate Headquarters==
  
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[[Image:ToroidalSeason14_Poster.png|500px]]
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As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.
  
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{{DECOTeamCategories}}
 
{{DECOTeamCategories}}

Latest revision as of 03:41, 1 November 2025

Delaware Corporate Shells
Delaware Corporate Shells logo
"By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend unto death the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted."
Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Nickname The Shells
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Secondary Color #ffffff
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington, Delaware
Stadium The Lux
Emoji 💸
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1,000,000
Movie American Psycho
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Card J♠
Motto
Quid pro quo
(This for that)
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly known as the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}

  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Rainbow Cup

History

Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Klein Cup

History

Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.

Deco Headquarters.png

Navboxes

Hellmouth VI League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth VI Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Navbox Info:
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