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The '''Delaware Corporate Shells''' are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone [[Hellmouth Cup]] series win in [[Season 7]] has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.
 
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The Corporate Shells have been involved in [[Delaware Embezzlement Scandals|several embezzlement scandals]], each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.
 
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{{Infobox team
 
{{Infobox team
 
| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
 
| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
 
| abbr = DECO
 
| abbr = DECO
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| color = e7a0e8 (formerly a0e7e8)
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| nickname = The Shells
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| league = Hot
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| division = Fire
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| color = e7a0e8
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| slogan = By reading this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
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| secondary_color = ffffff
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| hometown = Wilmington
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| emoji = 💸
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| celebrity_mascot = Bernie Madoff
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| stadium =  
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| slogan = By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend unto death the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
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| rivals =  
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| antirivals = [[Orlando Business Majors]]
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| motto = ''[[Ubi pecunia ibi patria]]''<br />(Where there is money, there is my country)
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| arcana = The Moon (XVIII)
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| arcana_title = Ruler of Flux and Reflux
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| hometown = Wilmington, Delaware
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| emoji =  
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| stadium = [[The Lux]]
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| crowns =
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* [[Delawarehousefire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
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| integer = 1,000,000
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| movie = American Psycho
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| element = Earth
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| word = Sketchy
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| playing_card = J♠
 
}}
 
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{{DECOTeamOverview}}
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=Hellmouth Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthCup DECO}}
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=Toroidal Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==
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===Chart===
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[[File:ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason ToroidalCup DECO}}
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=Rainbow Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason RainbowCup DECO}}
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=Klein Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason KleinCup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth II Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIICup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth III Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIIICup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth IV Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthIVCup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth V Cup=
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==History==
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup==
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===Performance Chart===
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[[File:HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
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{{Tl|HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
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{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup DECO}}
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=Hellmouth VI Cup=
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
  
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The Delaware Corporate Shells have been in the Golly league since [[Season 1]].
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==Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup==
  
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* In [[Season 1]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the [[Leagues|Hot League]]. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|DET|color=true}}.
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===Performance Chart===
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* In [[Season 2]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 3]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 4]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 5]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 6]], the Delaware Corporate Shells set a new record for longest losing streak at 14 games (Day 25 - Day 38). This shocking accomplishment led many to reconsider the boundaries of what was possible in Golly. The Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 7]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They went on to win the Hot League pennant, and won the [[Hellmouth Cup]] against the {{Team|LBFB|color=true}}. This series is referred to as "The Forgotten Series" because no one remembers that the Delaware Corporate Shells once won a [[Hellmouth Cup]] series.
 
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* In [[Season 8]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 42, tying the {{Team|AA|color=true}} for the all-time [[Partytime]] speed run record.
 
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* In [[Season 9]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 10]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the {{Team|MILF|color=true}}.
 
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* In [[Season 11]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 12]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 13]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 14]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 15]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, but lost the [[Hellmouth Cup]] to the {{Team|FWPT|color=true}}.
 
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* In [[Season 16]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|AA|color=true}}.
 
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* In [[Season 17]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 18]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 19]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in tthe Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|AA|color=true}}.
 
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* In [[Season 20]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
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* In [[Season 21]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
  
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==Corporate Headquarters==
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[[File:HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph_DECO.png|800px]]
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===Summary===
  
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As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an [[Artists Union]] rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:
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[[Image:Deco_Headquarters.png|500px]]
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===Season 7 Hellmouth Cup Poster===
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[[Image:Season7_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.
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[[Image:Deco_Headquarters.png|500px]]
  
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===Season 15 Hellmouth Cup Poster===
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[[Image:Season15_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]
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{{DECOTeamCategories}}

Latest revision as of 17:40, 8 November 2025

Delaware Corporate Shells
Delaware Corporate Shells logo
"By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend unto death the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted."
Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Nickname The Shells
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Secondary Color #ffffff
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington, Delaware
Stadium The Lux
Emoji 💸
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1,000,000
Movie American Psycho
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Card J♠
Motto
Ubi pecunia ibi patria
(Where there is money, there is my country)
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly known as the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}

  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

ToroidalSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Rainbow Cup

History

Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

RainbowSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Klein Cup

History

Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph DECO.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}


Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.

Deco Headquarters.png

Navboxes

Hellmouth VI League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth VI Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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