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The '''Delaware Corporate Shells''' are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone [[Hellmouth Cup]] series win in [[Season 7]] has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.
 
 
The Corporate Shells have been involved in [[Delaware Embezzlement Scandals|several embezzlement scandals]], each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.
 
 
 
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The '''Delaware Corporate Shells''' are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone [[Hellmouth Cup]] series win in [[Season 7]] has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.
  
==History==
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The Corporate Shells have been involved in [[Delaware Embezzlement Scandals|several embezzlement scandals]], each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.
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==Team Character==
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==Shells in the Hellmouth Cup==
  
The Delaware Corporate Shells have been in the Golly league since [[Season 1]].
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==Shells in the Toriodal Cup==
  
* In [[Season 1]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the [[Leagues|Hot League]]. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|DET|color=true}}.
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==Shells in the Toroidal Cup==
* In [[Season 2]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 3]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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==Season by Season Summary==
* In [[Season 4]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 5]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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===Hellmouth Cup Summary===
* In [[Season 6]], the Delaware Corporate Shells set a new record for longest losing streak at 14 games (Day 25 - Day 38). This shocking accomplishment led many to reconsider the boundaries of what was possible in Golly. The Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 7]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They went on to win the Hot League pennant, and won the [[Hellmouth Cup]] against the {{Team|LBFB|color=true}}. This series is referred to as "The Forgotten Series" because no one remembers that the Delaware Corporate Shells once won a [[Hellmouth Cup]] series.
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* In [[Season 1]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DET}} 2-3.
* In [[Season 8]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 42, tying the {{Team|AA|color=true}} for the all-time [[Partytime]] speed run record.
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* In [[Season 7]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SAC}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 4-1.
* In [[Season 9]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 10]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|MILF}}.
* In [[Season 10]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the {{Team|MILF|color=true}}.
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* In [[Season 15]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|FWPT}}, 3-4.
* In [[Season 11]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 16]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
* In [[Season 12]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 19]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|AA}}.
* In [[Season 13]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 23]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|BB}} 1-3.
* In [[Season 14]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 24]] the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SFBS}} 1-3.
* In [[Season 15]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, but lost the [[Hellmouth Cup]] to the {{Team|FWPT|color=true}}.
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* In [[Season 16]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|AA|color=true}}.
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===Toroidal Cup Summary===
* In [[Season 17]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 18]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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===Rainbow Cup Summary===
* In [[Season 19]], the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in tthe Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|AA|color=true}}.
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* In [[Season 20]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
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==Art==
* In [[Season 21]], the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
 
  
 
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===Logo===
  
===Season 7 Hellmouth Cup Poster===
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===Cup Posters===
  
 
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===Season 15 Hellmouth Cup Poster===
 
  
 
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Revision as of 00:05, 12 December 2021

Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington
Emoji
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
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Divination
Motto
 
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The Delaware Corporate Shells are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone Hellmouth Cup series win in Season 7 has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.

The Corporate Shells have been involved in several embezzlement scandals, each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.

Team Character

Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

Shells in the Toriodal Cup

Shells in the Toroidal Cup

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the AA.png Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos .
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the BB.png Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , 3-4.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the AA.png Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the AA.png Alewife Arsonists .
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the BB.png Boylston Boogers 1-3.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

Rainbow Cup Summary

Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

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Cup Posters

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Season15 HellmouthCup Poster.png




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