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The Long Beach Flightless Birds (The Birds) are a Golly team from Long Beach, California. The Flightless Birds are most famous for being the first ever Hellmouth Cup champions. The Long Beach Flightless Birds are truly an embodiment of their team motto: "Wild. Dumb. Free."

The Birds have a long-standing interleague rivalry with the San Francisco Boat Shoes , the Surf and Turf Crown. They also have an intense rivalry with the Tucson Butchers (the Salton Sea Crown), with their repeated League Championship Series matchups setting records for number of occurrences.

Hellmouth Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

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Summary

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• In Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2.
• In Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Baltimore Texas 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers , 2-4.
• In Season 7 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells , 1-4.
• In Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Season 10 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Season 12 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Season 15 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Season 17 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 18 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes , 2-4.
• In Season 19 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Hellmouth Cup Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Season 23 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Boylston Boogers , 3-4.

Toroidal Cup

Long Beach in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

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• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Boylston Boogers , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 13 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-1.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Orlando Business Majors , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.

Rainbow Cup

Long Beach in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

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• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Vegas Vampires .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 58🌈 to finish 5🌈 ahead of the Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Rainbow/Season 8 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 42🌈 to finish 17🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 16 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Seattle Sneakers .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 19🌈 behind the first-place Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 46🌈 to finish 25🌈 behind the first-place Sacramento Boot Lickers .

Klein Cup

Long Beach in the Klein Cup Season by Season

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• In Klein/Season 2 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Boylston Boogers , 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 5 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Seattle Sneakers 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Vegas Vampires 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
• In Klein/Season 6 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Klein/Season 10 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 16 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 24 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-3.

Hellmouth II Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth II Cup

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-2.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-1.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.

Hellmouth III Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Boylston Boogers , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-4.

Hellmouth IV Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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Summary

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 22 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 23 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2.

Hellmouth V Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth V Cup

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• In Hellmouth V/Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 12 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.

Hellmouth VI Cup

Long Beach in the Hellmouth VI Cup

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• In Hellmouth VI/Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth VI Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-1.
• In Hellmouth VI/Season 2 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth VI/Season 7 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.