Delaware Corporate Shells

Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells Abbreviation DECO Primary Color #e7a0e8 Logo    Hometown Wilmington Emoji Status Active
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The Delaware Corporate Shells are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone Hellmouth Cup series win in Season 7 has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.

The Corporate Shells have been involved in several embezzlement scandals, each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
• In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , 3-4.
• In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.
• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Orlando Business Majors 1-3.

Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

Cup Posters

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