Difference between revisions of "Jersey OSHA Violations"

From Golly.Life Wiki

Line 25: Line 25:
 
The OSHA Violations are most famous for their lack of postseason success, becoming known as the '''Cubs of Golly''' after becoming the last Golly team to reach their first postseason, in [[Season 4]]. The Jersey OSHA Violations have never made it further than the League Division Series.
 
The OSHA Violations are most famous for their lack of postseason success, becoming known as the '''Cubs of Golly''' after becoming the last Golly team to reach their first postseason, in [[Season 4]]. The Jersey OSHA Violations have never made it further than the League Division Series.
  
While they are not as well-known for it, the Jersey OSHA Violations have a world-class legal team of experienced and credentialed lawyers. During the [[Season 3 Fixing Scandal]], the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team did pro bono work representing the Golly Players Union in their bid for the right to retire.
+
===Legal Team===
 +
 
 +
While it is not their principal claim to fame, the Jersey OSHA Violations have a world-class legal team of experienced and credentialed lawyers. '''Accidental Dismemberment''', a famous Hellmouth trial lawyer, is team counsel for the Jersey OSHA Violations.
 +
 
 +
During the [[Season 3 Fixing Scandal]], the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team did pro bono work representing the Golly Players Union in their bid for the right to retire.
  
 
The events of the [[Season 3 Fixing Scandal]] and subsequent drought of postseason appearances have led some fans to speculate that the Jersey OSHA Violations have had a hex placed on their database entries by the Golly [[Legal Office]] in retaliation for the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team's pro bono work. However, most fans will readily acknowledge that the most likely reason the Jersey OSHA Violations have not made it further into the postseason is because they kind of suck.
 
The events of the [[Season 3 Fixing Scandal]] and subsequent drought of postseason appearances have led some fans to speculate that the Jersey OSHA Violations have had a hex placed on their database entries by the Golly [[Legal Office]] in retaliation for the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team's pro bono work. However, most fans will readily acknowledge that the most likely reason the Jersey OSHA Violations have not made it further into the postseason is because they kind of suck.

Revision as of 19:42, 15 February 2021

The Jersey OSHA are a Golly team from New Jersey.

Jersey OSHA Violations
Jersey OSHA Violations logo
"Safety third!"
Team Information
Name Jersey OSHA Violations
Abbreviation OSHA
Primary Color #53917e
Logo  OSHA.png 
Hometown Jersey
Emoji
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Motto
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 


History

The Jersey OSHA Violations are a Golly team that has been in the league since the inaugural Season 1.

The OSHA Violations are most famous for their lack of postseason success, becoming known as the Cubs of Golly after becoming the last Golly team to reach their first postseason, in Season 4. The Jersey OSHA Violations have never made it further than the League Division Series.

Legal Team

While it is not their principal claim to fame, the Jersey OSHA Violations have a world-class legal team of experienced and credentialed lawyers. Accidental Dismemberment, a famous Hellmouth trial lawyer, is team counsel for the Jersey OSHA Violations.

During the Season 3 Fixing Scandal, the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team did pro bono work representing the Golly Players Union in their bid for the right to retire.

The events of the Season 3 Fixing Scandal and subsequent drought of postseason appearances have led some fans to speculate that the Jersey OSHA Violations have had a hex placed on their database entries by the Golly Legal Office in retaliation for the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team's pro bono work. However, most fans will readily acknowledge that the most likely reason the Jersey OSHA Violations have not made it further into the postseason is because they kind of suck.





Template:Navbox teams (edit)