Phoenix Freshrolls

The Phoenix Freshrolls are a Golly team from Phoenix, Arizona. They joined the league in Season 16.

Phoenix Freshrolls
"Grab a fresh one!"
Team Information
Name Phoenix Freshrolls Abbreviation FF Primary Color #b0b0b0 Logo    Hometown Phoenix Emoji Status Active
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Personality

The Phoenix Freshrolls were the kids who brushed every single tooth, front and back, finished all of their homework before watching television, laid out their school shoes the night before, and brought a treat for the teacher. The Tucson Butchers, who grew up next to the Phoenix Freshrolls, were the kids who wandered around looking for bugs, slept outside, climbed trees, and hunted for tigers with cans of tuna.

The Orlando Business Majors of the Cold League

In a column published in a local Hellmouth newspaper, the Phoenix Freshrolls were referred to disparagingly as the "Orlando Business Majors of the Cold League." The team was delighted by the nickname, despite it being intended maliciously, and kept rolling with it, trademarking it and selling licensed gear featuring the slogan. It is the most popular item at the Freshrolls shop. (It is the only item, also.)

The Orlando Business Majors considered suing the Phoenix Freshrolls as soon as the Freshrolls joined the league, for a cut of the profits the Freshrolls made from the use of the Business Majors brand, but between the hassle of figuring out the legal paperwork, and the library book on business law skipping over copyright infringement in favor of an in-depth coverage of patent law, and the homework assignments due next week, the Business Majors gave up on their dreams of filing their first lawsuit.

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