Orlando Business Majors

The Orlando Business Majors are a Golly team from Orlando, Florida.

Orlando Business Majors
"We take credit!"
Team Information
Name Orlando Business Majors Abbreviation ORL Primary Color #0dab76 Logo    Hometown Orlando Emoji Status Active
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History

The Orlando Business Majors have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary of the Orlando Business Majors:

• In Season 1 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 2 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, then won the Hellmouth Cup series against the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 3 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Season 4 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Season 5 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Season 6 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes , the eventual champions.
• In Season 7 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 8 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 9 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos , the eventual champions.
• In Season 10 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 11 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 12 the Orlando Business Majors were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes , the eventual champions.
• In Season 13 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 14 the Orlando Business Majors were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 46.
• In Season 15 the Orlando Business Majors were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 46. They were sent to partytime by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 16 the Orlando Business Majors were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 47. This was the third year in a row they were sent to Partytime, and the second year in a row they were sent to Partytime by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 17 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, and defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in the Hellmouth Cup series.
• In Season 18 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 19 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 20 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Season 21 the Orlando Business Majors did not make the playoffs.

Spring Break - Seasons 18 and 19

Despite their early Hellmouth Cup win in Season 2, the Business Majors experienced a great deal of postseason heartache in the seasons that followed. After their abysmal performance in Seasons 14, 15, and 16, reaching Partytime first in the Hot League all three seasons, the Business Majors were feeling burned out.

Midway through Season 20 the Business Majors announced that they needed to reset, and declared that they would take an unscheduled Spring Break trip following Season 20 in order to "find themselves again" and "reset". The Business Majors promptly rocketed to the top of the Hot Water division, while their nearest competitors, division mates Alewife Arsonists and Sacramento Boot Lickers nosedived into the end of the season. The Business Majors defeated the Arsonists in the Division Series and the Boot Lickers in the Championship series, then defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in the Hellmouth Cup series.

During Seasons 18 and 19, the Business Majors took their spring break trip, promising the Golly Commissioner that they would "phone it in" to keep from disrupting the Golly League, drawing the ire of the Commissioner, and being banished from Golly like the Atlanta Glitter Sharks. True to their word, the Business Majors hired stand-ins to play Golly for them, for the entire duration of their spring break trip, having 2 uneventful seasons in which they neither soared nor crashed.

Logo and Branding

The Orlando Business Majors saved enough money over several months to commission an artist to design their logo. Unfortunately this drained the savings of the entire team, who now face the prospect of having to find a high-paying corporate job that requires them to leave their morals at the door. The team therefore considers their commissioned team logo to be a cursed object that can eat the future.

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