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* In [[Season 1]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
 
* In [[Season 1]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
* In [[Season 2]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the [[Milwaukee Flamingos]].
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* In [[Season 2]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|MILF|color=true}}.
 
* In [[Season 3]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
 
* In [[Season 3]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
* In [[Season 4]] the Alewife Arsonists were eliminated from the playoffs and arrived in partytime in just 42 days, setting a partytime speedrun record that went unbroken for nearly a dozen seasons.
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* In [[Season 4]] the Alewife Arsonists were eliminated from the playoffs and were the first Hot League team to [[Partytime]] on Day 42, setting a new partytime speedrun record that went unbroken for nearly a dozen seasons.
* In [[Season 5]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.  
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* In [[Season 5]] the Alewife Arsonists were the first Hot League team in [[Partytime]] on Day 45.
* In [[Season 6]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]].
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* In [[Season 6]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{Team|SFBS|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 7]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the [[Delaware Corporate Shells]].
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* In [[Season 7]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{Team|DECO|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 8]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, and went on to win the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series against the [[Seattle Sneakers]].
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* In [[Season 8]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, and went on to win the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series against the {{Team|SS|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 9]] the Alewife Arsonists  were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the [[Milwaukee Flamingos]].
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* In [[Season 9]] the Alewife Arsonists  were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|MILF|color=true}}.
 
* In [[Season 10]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
 
* In [[Season 10]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
* In [[Season 11]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series to the [[Ft. Worth Piano Tuners]].
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* In [[Season 11]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series to the {{Team|FWPT|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 12]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the [[Orlando Business Majors]].
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* In [[Season 12]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|ORL|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 13]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the [[Milwaukee Flamingos]].
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* In [[Season 13]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|MILF|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 14]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by their cross-town [[MTA Crown]] rivals, the [[Boylston Boogers]], in the Boogers' inaugural season.
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* In [[Season 14]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by their cross-town [[MTA Crown]] rivals, the {{Team|BB|color=true}}, in the Boogers' inaugural season.
 
* In [[Season 15]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
 
* In [[Season 15]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
* In [[Season 16]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series to the [[Elko Astronauts]].
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* In [[Season 16]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series to the {{Team|EA|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 17]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the [[Sacramento Boot Lickers]].
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* In [[Season 17]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the {{Team|SAC|color=true}}.
 
* In [[Season 18]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
 
* In [[Season 18]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 19]] the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant and went on to win the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series against the {{Team|FWPT|color=true}} in a rematch of the [[Season 11]] [[Hellmouth Cup]] series.
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* In [[Season 20]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
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* In [[Season 21]] the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  
  

Revision as of 21:07, 1 May 2021

The Alewife Arsonists are a Golly team from the Alewife Metro Station in the Alewife district of Cambridge, a neighborhood of Boston, Massachussetts. Unsurprisingly, tthe Alewife Arsonists are big fans of setting things on fire in any way possible - be it a classic Molotov Cocktail or a flamethrower attached to a drone. In Season 14 the Alewife Arsonists were shocked to discover just a few hours before the season began that their cross-town rivals from back in their elementary school days, the Boylston Boogers, were joining the Golly league, replacing the Atlanta Glitter Sharks.

Alewife Arsonists
Alewife Arsonists logo
"Whose house? Not ours! Burn it down!"
Team Information
Name Alewife Arsonists
Abbreviation AA
Primary Color #ff1717
Logo  AA.png 
Hometown Alewife Station, Red Line, Boston
Emoji
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Motto
 
Template:Infobox team   •   edit
 

History

The Alewife Arsonists have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

  • In Season 1 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 2 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos .
  • In Season 3 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 4 the Alewife Arsonists were eliminated from the playoffs and were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 42, setting a new partytime speedrun record that went unbroken for nearly a dozen seasons.
  • In Season 5 the Alewife Arsonists were the first Hot League team in Partytime on Day 45.
  • In Season 6 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes .
  • In Season 7 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells .
  • In Season 8 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series against the SS.png Seattle Sneakers .
  • In Season 9 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos .
  • In Season 10 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 11 the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup series to the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
  • In Season 12 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors .
  • In Season 13 the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos .
  • In Season 14 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by their cross-town MTA Crown rivals, the BB.png Boylston Boogers , in the Boogers' inaugural season.
  • In Season 15 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 16 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup series to the EA.png Elko Astronauts .
  • In Season 17 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers .
  • In Season 18 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 19 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series against the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in a rematch of the Season 11 Hellmouth Cup series.
  • In Season 20 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 21 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.






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