User:Ch4zm/October 2025/Long Beach Flightless Birds

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Long Beach Flightless Birds
Long Beach Flightless Birds logo
"Wild. Dumb. Free."
Team Information
Name Long Beach Flightless Birds
Abbreviation LBFB
Nickname The Birds, Black and Tan
Primary Color #f2c57c
Secondary Color #000000
Logo  LBFB.png 
Hometown Long Beach
Stadium Port of Los Angeles, Parking Lot C
Emoji 🦃
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Mixtape 🦃 Long Beach 🦃 Flightless Birds 🦃
Integer 562
Movie Dumb and Dumber
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Wild Dumb Free
Card 6♥
Motto
Post tenebras spero lucem
(After darkness, I hope for light)
 
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The LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds (The Birds) are a Golly team from Long Beach, California. The Flightless Birds are most famous for being the first ever Hellmouth Cup champions. The Long Beach Flightless Birds are truly an embodiment of their team motto: "Wild. Dumb. Free."

The Birds have a long-standing interleague rivalry with the SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes , the Surf and Turf Crown. They also have an intense rivalry with the TB.png Tucson Butchers (the Salton Sea Crown), with their repeated League Championship Series matchups setting records for number of occurrences.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Salton Sea Crown Formation

During Season 10 of the Hellmouth Cup, when the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds met the TB.png Tucson Butchers in the Cold League championship for the third time, the two teams were starting to get tired of each other. The championship series got particularly ugly, with the Butchers desperate to reach the Hellmouth Cup to meet their newfound lovers, the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos . This rivalry was dubbed the Salton Sea Crown.

The two teams meet annually at the Salton Sea, which is the most significant landmark between Long Beach and Tucson that could be agreed upon, for an awards ceremony and festivities.

Long Beach in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}

  • In Season 1 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 2 the Long Beach Flightless Birds did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 3 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 4 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 6 the Long Beach Flightless Birds did not reach the postseason.
    • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the BTX.png Baltimore Texas .
  • In Season 7 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 9 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 10 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 11 the Long Beach Flightless Birds did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 12 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 14 the Long Beach Flightless Birds did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 15 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 17 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 18 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 19 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 20 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 21 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • In Season 22 the Long Beach Flightless Birds did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 47.
    • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
  • In Season 23 the Long Beach Flightless Birds were the #2 seed in the Cold League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Double Pennant Revenge Reversal

The LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds Double Pennant Revenge Reversal was a sequence of Cold League pennant winners (Flightless Birds, Turbulence, Flightless Birds, Balloon Animals) in the Toroidal Cup from Toroidal/Season 11 through Toroidal/Season 14. The sequence is called a Double Revenge Reversal in reference to the fact that both Season 11/12 and Season 13/14 were rematches with reversed outcomes.

In Toroidal/Season 11, the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds beat the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence in the LCS 3 games to 1, and defeated the Boogers in the Toroidal Cup.

In Toroidal/Season 12, the SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence beat the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds in the LCS 3 games to 1, and defeated the Business Majors in the Toroidal Cup.

In Toroidal/Season 13, the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds swept the SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals in the LCS 3 games to 0, and defeated the Boot Lickers in the Toroidal Cup.

In Toroidal/Season 14, the SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals swept the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds in the LCS 3 games to 0, and defeated the Corporate Shells in the Toroidal Cup.

Long Beach in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

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Summary

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Rainbow Cup

History

Long Beach in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Klein Cup

History

Long Beach in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

KleinSeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Hellmouth II Cup

History

Long Beach in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIISeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Hellmouth III Cup

History

Long Beach in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

HellmouthIIISeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Long Beach in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthIVSeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Hellmouth V Cup

History

Long Beach in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVSeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Long Beach in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph LBFB.png

Summary

{{HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron LBFB}}


Navboxes

Hellmouth VI League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth VI Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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