Baltimore Texas

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The Baltimore Texas are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The Baltimore Texas are known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason, without any appearances in the Hellmouth Cup. Their Hot League counterparts are the Detroit Grape Chews.

Baltimore Texas
Baltimore Texas logo
"Austin, Maryland!"
Team Information
Name Baltimore Texas
Abbreviation BTX
Primary Color #3e92cc
Logo  BTX.png 
Hometown Baltimore
Stadium The Alamo (Lord Baltimore Theater)
Emoji
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Motto
 
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History

The Baltimore Texas have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

  • In Season 1 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 2 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the EA.png Elko Astronauts .
  • In Season 3 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds .
  • In Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the EA.png Elko Astronauts .
  • In Season 6 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals .
  • In Season 7 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 8 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the SS.png Seattle Sneakers .
  • In Season 9 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 10 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds .
  • In Season 11 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the SS.png Seattle Sneakers .
  • In Season 12 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They defeated their rivals the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in the Cold Leage Division Series but were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations .
  • In Season 13 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by their rivals the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
  • In Season 15 the Baltimore Texas were the first Cold League team to Partytime on Day 43.
  • In Season 16 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 17 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.
  • In Season 18 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds .
  • In Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Championship Series by the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners after coming within 1 game of clinching their first-ever Cold Leage pennant. They continue to be known as the Cold League Choke artists.
  • In Season 20 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls .
  • In Season 21 the Baltimore Texas did not make the playoffs.

While the team does not have an official logo, Baltimore Texas fans will generally interpret anything with a five-pointed star on it as either property of the Baltimore Texas, and/or designed and/or owned by a Baltimore Texas fan, unless proven otherwise.

This map of Baltimore is sometimes used as a stand-in for a logo:

BTX BaltimoreBay.jpg




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