San Francisco Boat Shoes

San Francisco Boat Shoes
"Anchors away!"
Team Information
Name San Francisco Boat Shoes Abbreviation SFBS Primary Color #e7d7c1 Logo    Hometown San Francisco Emoji ⚓️ Status Active
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The San Francisco Boat Shoes (The Shoes) are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams. The Boat Shoes are the prima donnas of the Golly league, seeing themselves as the leading character in all of the ongoing drama in Golly. Their rivalry with the Sacramento Boot Lickers , the Cali Crown, is considered the most intense rivalry in Golly.

The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly records and have accomplished many firsts, including:

• most Hellmouth Cup championships (6)
• most Hellmouth Cup championship appearances (7)
• first team to achieve a Dynasty (three championships in one Cup)
• first team to achieve a Flawless Dynasty (three championships in three attempts)
• first team to achieve a second Dynasty
• first team to achieve a Double Flawless Dynasty (six championships in six attempts)
• first team to achieve two Dynasties in a single Cup (Hellmouth Cup)
• first Hot League pennant winner
• team with the most Hellmouth Cup postseason victories all-time (30, which is 8 more than the runner-up)
• team with the highest postseason winning percentage all-time (55%)
• only Golly team in any Cup to have a postseason winning percentage over 50%
• team with the longest winning streak (14 wins, Hellmouth Cup Season 20)
• last team to win a championship when the fix was in (see Season 3/Fixing Scandal)

Part of the marvel of the Boat Shoes is that their incredible performance in the postseason stands in marked contrast to their completely mediocre performance during the regular season.

Team Character

Disappearance of San Francisco Boat Shoes Fans

Fans of the San Francisco Boat Shoes are known for their loudness and boisterousness and swagger. However, when things go terribly for the San Francisco Boat Shoes, when their season is in flames or they blow it in the Big Game, Boat Shoes fans collectively perform a disappearing act for several weeks. Friends and relatives of Boat Shoes fans sometimes report their relatives and loved ones as missing, resulting in a flood of missing persons reports whenever the Boat Shoes are knocked out of the playoffs or have a particularly bad season.

The unofficial slogan of the San Francisco Boat Shoes fan base is, "When we're winning, you can't stand us. When we're losing, you can't find us." This has become a rallying cry among Boat Shoes fans - when you can find them...

Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup

Season 8 Seattle Sneakers Rivalry or Anti-Rivalry

During Season 8 the Boat Shoes reportedly became obsessed with the meteoric rise of the Seattle Sneakers and became intensely jealous of the attention the Sneakers received during their Season 8 playoffs run.

The Boat Shoes submitted trademark paperwork for naming rights to any future Crown rivalry that may develop between the Boat Shoe and the Sneakers should they ever face each other in a Hellmouth Cup, including merchandise rights (a major source of revenue for the Boat Shoes).

In response, the Seattle Sneakers issued a press release claiming to have never heard of the "Boat Shoes" and that any footwear-related teams must have been ripping off the Seattle brand, which reportedly enraged Boat Shoes players.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for San Francisco Boat Shoes .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup

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• In Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 2-4.
• In Season 2 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Atlanta Glitter Sharks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-3.
• In Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1.
• In Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Atlanta Glitter Sharks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Season 12 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Orlando Business Majors 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
• In Season 13 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Orlando Business Majors 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Season 18 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-2.
• In Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-0 to became Hellmouth Cup champions.
• In Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
• In Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-2.

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Toroidal/Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Rainbow Cup

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• In Rainbow/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Phoenix Freshrolls .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Phoenix Freshrolls .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 65🌈 to finish 19🌈 ahead of the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Seattle Sneakers .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 40🌈 to finish 24🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 52🌈 to finish 2🌈 behind the first-place Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Rainbow/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 68🌈 to finish 19🌈 ahead of the Sacramento Boot Lickers .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Klein Cup

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• In Klein/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Detroit Grape Chews and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Klein/Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Vegas Vampires 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 7 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2.
• In Klein/Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Fargo Flea Flickers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 11 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 12 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 13 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 14 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Alewife Arsonists 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 15 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Klein/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Klein/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
• In Klein/Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Klein/Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Klein/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth II Cup

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-2.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Delaware Corporate Shells and the Fargo Flea Flickers and the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 13 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Tucson Butchers , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Fargo Flea Flickers and the Milwaukee Flamingos .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth III Cup

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Vegas Vampires .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Milwaukee Flamingos and the Vegas Vampires and the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 19 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Vegas Vampires 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 2 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 3 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 12 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 14 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 23 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Vegas Vampires 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 2-4.

San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth V Cup

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• In Hellmouth V/Season 1 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 40.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 5 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 6 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 11 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Vegas Vampires and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 18 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 21 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 22 the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 24 the San Francisco Boat Shoes did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Hot League.

Artwork

Team Logo

The Artists Union created this logo for the San Francisco Boat Shoes during Season 14:

Cup Posters