Alewife Arsonists

The Alewife Arsonists are a Golly team from the Alewife Metro Station in the Alewife district of Cambridge, a neighborhood of Boston, Massachussetts. Unsurprisingly, tthe Alewife Arsonists are big fans of setting things on fire in any way possible - be it a classic Molotov Cocktail or a flamethrower attached to a drone. In Season 14 the Alewife Arsonists were shocked to discover just a few hours before the season began that their cross-town rivals from back in their elementary school days, the Boylston Boogers, were joining the Golly league, replacing the Atlanta Glitter Sharks.

Alewife Arsonists
"Whose house? Not ours! Burn it down!"
Team Information
Name Alewife Arsonists Abbreviation AA Primary Color #ff1717 Logo    Hometown Alewife Station, Red Line, Boston Emoji Status Active
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History

The Alewife Arsonists have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 1 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 2 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 3 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 4 the Alewife Arsonists were eliminated from the playoffs and were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 42, setting a new partytime speedrun record that went unbroken for nearly a dozen seasons. They were sent to Partytime by the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Season 5 the Alewife Arsonists were the first Hot League team in Partytime on Day 45. They were sent to Partytime by the Orlando Business Majors for the second season in a row.
• In Season 6 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Season 7 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Championship Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Season 8 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series against the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Season 9 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 10 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 11 the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 12 the Alewife Arsonists were the #2 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Season 13 the Alewife Arsonists were the #3 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 14 the Alewife Arsonists were the #1 seed in the Hot League, but were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by their cross-town MTA Crown rivals, the Boylston Boogers , in the Boogers' inaugural season.
• In Season 15 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 16 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They won the Hot League pennant, but lost in the Hellmouth Cup series to the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 17 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Season 18 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 19 the Alewife Arsonists were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series against the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in a rematch of the Season 11 Hellmouth Cup series.
• In Season 20 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 21 the Alewife Arsonists did not make the playoffs.

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