Delaware Corporate Shells

The Delaware Corporate Shells are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are widely considered the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, and their lone Hellmouth Cup series win in Season 7 has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since it had no effect on the Corporate Shells' reputation as losers.

The Corporate Shells have been involved in several embezzlement scandals, each occurring during particularly bad seasons for the Corporate Shells. This has led to widespread speculation that the Corporate Shells are more concerned with profit than with playing, and are too busy with various moneymaking schemes to play well in Golly.

Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells Abbreviation DECO Primary Color #a0e7e8 Logo    Hometown Wilmington Emoji Status Active
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History

The Delaware Corporate Shells have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

• In Season 1, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Detroit Grape Chews .
• In Season 2, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 3, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 4, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 5, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 6, the Delaware Corporate Shells set a new record for longest losing streak at 14 games (Day 25 - Day 38). This shocking accomplishment led many to reconsider the boundaries of what was possible in Golly. The Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 7, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They went on to win the Hot League pennant, and won the Hellmouth Cup against the Long Beach Flightless Birds . This series is referred to as "The Forgotten Series" because no one remembers that the Delaware Corporate Shells once won a Hellmouth Cup series.
• In Season 8, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs. They were the first Hot League team to Partytime on Day 42, tying the Alewife Arsonists for the all-time Partytime speed run record.
• In Season 9, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 10, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 11, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 12, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 13, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 14, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 15, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They clinched the Hot League pennant, but lost the Hellmouth Cup to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 16, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 17, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 18, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 19, the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were knocked out in tthe Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 20, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 21, the Delaware Corporate Shells did not make the playoffs.

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

Art

Season 7 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 15 Hellmouth Cup Poster

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