Seattle Sneakers

Seattle Sneakers
"Don't Look Down"
Team Information
Name Seattle Sneakers Abbreviation SS Nickname The Sneaks Primary Color #e86215 Logo    Hometown Seattle, WA Emoji 👟 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Highwire Crown    Astral Projection Crown    Fresh Kicks Crown
Favorites
Integer 1234 Movie Sneakers
Divination
Element Air Power Word Cool
Motto
Sine metu (Without fear)
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The Seattle Sneakers (The Sneaks) are a Golly team from Seattle, Washington. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.

The Sneakers' major arcana is The High Priestess; they have a deep spiritual connection to the Underworld and frequently pass between the Realm of the Living and the Realm of the Dead.

The Sneakers are known for being fearless in the face of danger, courageous when all others lose heart, and never willing to hear what the odds are.

Team Character

Love of Heights

The Seattle Sneakers live out their motto, "Don't Look Down," in daily life. Many Sneakers players are world-class amateur upside-down tightrope walkers and no-plane skydivers, zero-g weightlifters and long-distance sensory deprivation runners. Several team members hold competitive eating world records.

Friendship with Jersey OSHA Violations

The Seattle Sneakers and Jersey OSHA Violations initially bonded during the Hellmouth Cup through their mutual interest in legal action against the San Francisco Boat Shoes . The two teams became fast friends, soon discovering they also share a hobby of pushing the limits of what is possible for the human body to endure, both physically and psychologically. They established an official anti-rivalry, dubbed the Highwire Crown.

Players from the OSHA Violations and Seattle Sneakers routinely go on team outings to participate in such extreme splorts as:

• base jumping without a parachute
• skydiving without a plane
• upside-down tightrope walking
• jump-off-a-cliff-and-dive-or-maybe-die
• fire-breathing
• tire-eating
• burning-tire-fire-eating
• taco sword-swallowing

Members of the OSHA Violations legal team are avid sneakerheads, and will get hot tips from the Seattle Sneakers when exclusive sneaker releases drop; in exchange, the OSHA Violations legal team provides free legal consults for the Sneakers.

Sneakers in the Hellmouth Cup

Feud with San Francisco Boat Shoes

During Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes , who were eliminated from the postseason, made several social media posts that tagged the Seattle Sneakers or alluded to them.

The San Francisco Boat Shoes and Sneakers did not normally interact, since they were in the Hot and Cold Leagues, respectively. The Sneakers claimed to have never heard of the "Boat Shoes," and proceeded to mock footwear designed specifically for sailboat owners as out-of-touch.

Boat Shoes Trademark Attempts

The San Francisco Boat Shoes continued efforts to interact with the Sneakers via social media, and were subsequently blocked.

The Boat Shoes began to attempt to get attention through legal avenues. They started by trademarking the "Fresh Footwear Crown" as part of a merchandising effort, and sent a team of lawyers to Seattle to negotiate a cut of profits with the Sneakers. The lawyers were unable to find the main offices of the Sneakers using the intentionally incorrect directions provided by the Sneakers, and the deal fell through.

The Boat Shoes then attempted to trademark the "Fresh Kicks Crown" as part of another merchandising effort. The Boat Shoes sent a bounty hunter instead of a team of lawyers the second time around.

Realizing they were out of their depth, the Seattle Sneakers reached out to the Jersey OSHA Violations for legal help. The OSHA Violations were no friends of the Boat Shoes after the events of the Season 3 Fixing Scandal). With help from the OSHA Violations, the Sneakers were able to successfully challenge the "Fresh Kicks Crown" trademark claims of the Boat Shoes in court.

Fresh Kicks Crown

Main: Fresh Kicks Crown

The Sneakers, playing it cool, spent the entire Hellmouth Cup denying the existence of the San Francisco Boat Shoes , while the Boat Shoes, desperate for the attention of the Sneakers, repeatedly declared they would do everything in their power to meet the Sneakers in the Hellmouth Cup series.

Intern Rekindles Boat Shoes Feud

In Season 11 a social media intern for the Seattle Sneakers posted from a team account that "boat shoes are stupid" and "who needs special shoes just to walk on a boat? lol"

The post gathered intense interest and had several hundred thousand likes within 24 hours. The social media intern was rapidly promoted to Assistant General Manager of the Seattle Sneakers.

Fresh Kicks Crown Revived

In Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls joined the Golly league as an expansion team. The Seattle Sneakers posted on social media that they thought the Freshrolls toilet paper logo was "fresh" and the post received several hundred thousand likes within 24 hours.

The Sneakers and Freshrolls entered into an anti-rivalry, which the Sneakers suggested they call the "Fresh Kicks Crown". The Freshrolls eagerly agreed, and the entire anti-rivalry was already well-established by the time the Boat Shoes heard about it. The Boat Shoes were incensed, and complained loudly on social media in the hopes the Sneakers would see it, but the Sneakers never saw it because they had blocked the Boat Shoes a long time ago.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Seattle Sneakers .

Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth Cup

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• In Season 1 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 3 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Tucson Butchers .
• In Season 4 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas 2-3.
• In Season 7 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 1-4.
• In Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 10 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Baltimore Texas .
• In Season 11 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Season 12 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 13 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Season 15 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 16 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Baltimore Texas .
• In Season 20 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 47.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Season 21 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Season 22 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Orlando Business Majors , 2-4.

Seattle Sneakers in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Toroidal Cup Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 16 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Tucson Butchers and the Elko Astronauts .
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Toroidal/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Orlando Business Majors 4-1.
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 6.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the San Diego Balloon Animals .

Seattle Sneakers in the Rainbow Cup

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• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Vegas Vampires and the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Rainbow/Season 6 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 34🌈 to finish 27🌈 behind the first-place Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Diego Balloon Animals .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 30🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Salt Lake Turbulence .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 57🌈 to finish 14🌈 behind the first-place Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Elko Astronauts and the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 16 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 57🌈 to finish 8🌈 ahead of the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 17 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53🌈 to finish 11🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They earned the second spot in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Phoenix Freshrolls .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35🌈 to finish 33🌈 behind the first-place Mobile Wheels .

Seattle Sneakers in the Klein Cup

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• In Klein/Season 1 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 2 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells , 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 3 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Klein/Season 4 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 5 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Klein/Season 6 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Klein/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Klein/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Klein/Season 10 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
• In Klein/Season 13 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Klein/Season 14 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Albuquerque Solarpunks and the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Klein/Season 15 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Klein/Season 17 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations , 3-4.
• In Klein/Season 20 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 21 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations , 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Klein/Season 23 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.

Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth II Cup

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Piano Tuners .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Baltimore Piano Tuners .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 22 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-4.

Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth III Cup

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 6 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas II 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.

Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth IV Cup

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 2 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas II 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 3 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 7 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 46.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 10 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 11 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Seattle Sneakers were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 14 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 21 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Tucson Butchers .

Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth V Cup

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• In Hellmouth V/Season 1 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 3 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 7 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 9 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 11 the Seattle Sneakers were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 12 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 13 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 19 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the Seattle Sneakers were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 22 the Seattle Sneakers were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 23 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 24 the Seattle Sneakers did not reach the postseason.
  • They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 43.
  • They finished in last place in the Cold League.

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