Seattle Sneakers

The Seattle Sneakers are a Golly team from Seattle, Washington. Through their major arcana, The High Priestess, the Seattle Sneakers are inextricably linked with the Underworld and the Hades Tigers blaseball team.

Seattle Sneakers
"Don't Look Down"
Team Information
Name Seattle Sneakers Abbreviation SS Primary Color #e86215 Logo    Hometown Seattle Emoji Status Active
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My Friend Is A Very Good Lawyer

The Seattle Sneakers have developed a friendly relationship with the Jersey OSHA Violations, whose legal team are avid sneakerheads. The Sneakers feed the OSHA Violations Legal Team hot tips on new sneakers that are dropping, and in exchange receive free legal consults and the backing of the best legal team in Golly.

Non-Recognition of San Francisco Boat Shoes

During Season 8 the San Francisco Boat Shoes, who were eliminated from the postseason, made a number of social media posts tagging and alluding to the Seattle Sneakers.

In response, the Seattle Sneakers, a Cold League team, claimed to have never heard of the San Francisco Boat Shoes, and insisted that any footwear-based Golly teams were ripping off the unique Seattle Sneakers splorts brand.

The San Francisco Boat Shoes attempted to trademark the "Footwear Crown" as part of their merchandising efforts (a primary source of revenue for the team). The Seattle Sneakers, whose principal avenue of legal advice is asking friends in law school, reached out to the Jersey OSHA Violations for legal help (no friends of the Boat Shoes after the events of the Season 3 Fixing Scandal). The Sneakers were able to successfully challenge the trademark claims of the Boat Shoes in court.

The Sneakers continue to deny the existence of a "Boat Shoes" Golly team, while the Boat Shoes have declared that they will do everything in their power to find a way to meet the Seattle Sneakers in the Hellmouth Cup.

In Season 11 a social media intern posted from a Sneakers team account that "Boat Shoes are stupid" and "Who would want to wear shoes like this anyway?" The post received intense interest and had gathered several hundred thousand likes within 24 hours. The social media intern was later promoted to Assistant General Manager of the Seattle Sneakers.

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