Elko Astronauts

The Elko Astronauts are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada.

Elko Astronauts
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts Abbreviation EA Primary Color #a0e7e5 Logo    Hometown Elko Emoji Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Motto
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History

The Elko Astronauts have been in the Golly league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 1 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the Orlando Business Majors in the Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup amid allegations of a Fixing Scandal.
• In Season 4 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup over the Milwaukee Flamingos.
• In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners.
• In Season 7 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 8 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds.
• In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by their anti-rivals, the Tucson Butchers.
• In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners.
• In Season 12 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League Pennant, but lost to the Milwaukee Flamingos in the Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals.
• In Season 15 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.
• In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the ~#1 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, and weent on to win the Hellmouth Cup over the Alewife Arsonists. This appearance by the Elko Astronauts set a new record for number of appearances by a team in the Hellmouth Cup, at 5.
• In Season 17 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs.

Artwork

Season 2 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 3 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 5 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 13 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 16 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Promotional Posters

The Artists Union put together this promotional poster for the Elko Astronauts for the Season 13 Hellmouth Cup:

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