Elko Astronauts

The Elko Astronauts are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada.

Elko Astronauts
"Where the f--k are we?"
Team Information
Name Elko Astronauts Abbreviation EA Primary Color #a0e7e5 Logo    Hometown Elko Emoji Status Active
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Team Character

The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.

Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.

Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and special accommodations are made for the Astronauts at visiting stadiums for matches against the Astronauts.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the Orlando Business Majors in the Hellmouth Cup series.
• In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, but lost to the San Francisco Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup amid allegations of a Fixing Scandal.
• In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup over the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by their anti-rivals, the Tucson Butchers .
• In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
• In Season 12 the Elko Astronauts did not make the playoffs. They tied the Seattle Sneakers for first Cold League team to Partytime on Day 46.
• In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League Pennant, but lost to the Milwaukee Flamingos in the Hellmouth Cup.
• In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League. They were knocked out in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League. They won the Cold League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup over the Alewife Arsonists . This appearance by the Elko Astronauts set a new record for number of appearances by a team in the Hellmouth Cup, at 5.

Artwork

Season 2 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 3 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 5 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 13 Hellmouth Cup Poster

Season 16 Hellmouth Cup Poster

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