San Francisco Boat Shoes

The San Francisco Boat Shoes are a Golly team from San Francisco, California. The Boat Shoes are the prima donnas of the Golly league, seeing themselves as the leading character in all of the ongoing drama in Golly. Their rivalry with the Sacramento Boot Lickers - the Cali Crown - is considered the most intense rivalry in Golly.

San Francisco Boat Shoes
"Boys in the band ordered boat shoes"
Team Information
Name San Francisco Boat Shoes Abbreviation SFBS Primary Color #e7d7c1 Logo    Hometown San Francisco Emoji Status Active
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History

The San Francisco Boat Shoes have been in the league since Season 1.

A brief season-by-season summary:

• In Season 1 the Boat Shoes were the #1 Hot League seed, and won the Hot League pennant, but lost to the Long Beach Flightless Birds in the first ever Hellmouth Cup
• In Season 2 the Boat Shoes had a downward slide, setting a record with their Partytime run, reaching partytime in just 43 days.
• In Season 3 the Boat Shoes were the #2 Hot League seed, won the Hot League pennant, and went on to win the Hellmouth Cup series amid the Season 3 Fixing Scandal. After their championship win the Boat Shoes filed a number of lawsuits against the Golly offices and against other Golly teams, and were the targets of numerous lawsuits, most centered around their Hellmouth Cup champions merchandise, which did not include a stipulated asterisk indicating that their victory was tainted.
• In Season 4 the Boat Shoes took some time to find themselves during a road trip across the United States. They did not make the playoffs. By the time their bitter Cali Crown rivals the Sacramento Boot Lickers had defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds to take the Hellmouth Crown, the Boat Shoes were deep in the Vermont woods and had no phone reception to get word of the Boot Lickers' victory.
• In Season 5 the Boat Shoes continued to take some time to find themselves, and finished last in the Hot Fire division.
• In Season 6 the Boat Shoes finally found themselves, finishing #2 in the Hot League just behind their division rivals the Detroit Grape Chews. The Boat Shoes knocked out the Orlando Business Majors in the Division Series and the Alewife Arsonists in the Championship Series to take the Hot League pennant. The San Francisco Boat Shoes defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals in the Hellmouth Cup to achieve their second Hellmouth Cup championship, and their first without an asterisk.
• In Season 7 the Boat Shoes
• In Season 8 the Boat Shoes
• In Season 9 the Boat Shoes
• In Season 10 the Boat Shoes

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